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    Talking emails a sign of popularity...or at least a new way to gain pleasure

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002030404,00.html

    Here come my emails

    WOMEN will be able to receive orgasms by EMAIL in just eight years, experts forecast yesterday.

    Small antennae on computers will link them directly to the internet, where a signal will stimulate their spinal nerves.

    The prediction is among 700 in a “timelist” drawn up by BTexact Technologies, based near Ipswich, Suffolk.

    A spokesman said: “Doctors already know how to stimulate the nerves. Sending signals via the Net is a relatively simple step.

    “Similar technology may allow booths that give orgasms to those who step inside.”

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    Great. Another thing that technology can do better than man. If us guys thought it was hard to get a date before...
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    Originally posted by molecularfire
    Great. Another thing that technology can do better than man. If us guys thought it was hard to get a date before...
    LOL That was hysterical!

    My hubby just said that 2 women will end up setting up their computers with an out of office reply and the thing will bounce back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Five days later, someone will go in and find them dead but happy. hahahahahahahahahah
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