A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery."
The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"
She says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out."
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my gosh that was great.
"No one stands as tall as when
they stoop down to help a child" - Abraham Lincoln
Those who can do, and those who care teach.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy
That was FUNNY!!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know, for a guy, I actually found that funny too. I just substituted the woman for a man, and vice versa.
that was good!
good old forums to bring up the spirt that school has brought down
you know... when I first read that, I thought it meant that she literily ran into the house..
(with her car)
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