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    Today on IRC...

    [08:55] <ironchef> need to find real life friends that i can play with
    [08:55] <topane> me too
    [08:55] <ironchef> will you be my friend?
    [08:55] <topane> NO
    [08:55] <hoey222> no you smell
    [08:55] * topane kicks chef in the jimmy
    [08:55] <ironchef> ****
    Shall we buy a new guitar?
    Shall we drive a more powerful car?

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    i would like the record to reflect that upon offering them payment for their services, both agreed to befriend me.

    yes, hoey and topane are man-whores.
    blurt blurt blurt

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    Originally posted by ironchef
    yes, hoey and topane are man-whores.
    you forgot Nija

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    i'll be your friend. but you gotta be in california. or new york. cuz other places just plain suck

    (ok, not hawaii...but that's for vacation)
    say "hi" to lumbergh for me

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    Originally posted by mojo
    i'll be your friend. but you gotta be in california. or new york. cuz other places just plain suck

    (ok, not hawaii...but that's for vacation)
    will you play hockey and/or football and/or softball and/or go to the gym with me?
    blurt blurt blurt

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    what no tennis?

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    Originally posted by ironchef
    will you play hockey and/or football and/or softball and/or go to the gym with me?
    hockey: yes
    football: yes
    softball: maybe
    gym: yes, but don't watch me change, perv
    say "hi" to lumbergh for me

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    Originally posted by soong
    what no tennis?
    i get almost completely trounced playing tennis that sport's not meant for me
    blurt blurt blurt

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    Originally posted by mojo
    hockey: yes
    football: yes
    softball: maybe
    gym: yes, but don't watch me change, perv
    sweet! i only watch the fat bellied hairy guys who insist on walking around naked in the locker room, so you should be safe.
    blurt blurt blurt

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    Originally posted by ironchef
    sweet! i only watch the fat bellied hairy guys who insist on walking around naked in the locker room, so you should be safe.
    /me is suddenly unnerved by the word "sweet" followed by talk of nekked hairy guys in the locker room
    say "hi" to lumbergh for me

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    Originally posted by mojo
    /me is suddenly unnerved by the word "sweet" followed by talk of nekked hairy guys in the locker room

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