Hahahahahahahha Nun Joke

**Jenny** · 02-12-2002, 12:22 PM

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all die. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. He asks the first nun, "Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

The nun giggles and slyly replies, "Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, "Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The nun is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns; one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush?" The nun replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"

**whitak24** · 02-12-2002, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by DarkFury
Ummm Hmmmm... that one is familiar... Still funny though.

yeah, it's an OBG. but still really funny

**leemaj** · 02-12-2002, 03:29 PM

hahahhahhahahhaaaaaa

**ChrisMG187** · 02-12-2002, 04:01 PM

Dirty dirty dirty nuns.

**Burzhui** · 02-12-2002, 08:14 PM

ROFL

**Memo** · 02-12-2002, 08:22 PM

Jesus man, is that the nun is saw over at that one website...nevermind.

**Hiro** · 02-12-2002, 09:31 PM

Always a funny one.

**zcloydster** · 02-12-2002, 09:43 PM

do nuns really get down like that?

**Kevster** · 02-12-2002, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by zcloydster
do nuns really get down like that?

Actually you'd be suprised...

At the Catholic grade school I went to two nuns left the order to be together.

As for the joke, I've heard it before and it still is funny. If I get in the mood sometime, I'll post some good ones.

But if you're in the mood for good Irish Catholic humor, watch Dennis Leary in "The Job" on ABC after Drew Carey on Wednesdays. The last time I saw it I literally was rolling on the floor laughing the whole time.