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    Taliban Olymic Events

    Men's Bench Oppress
    Women's Don't Show Your Figure Skating
    Men's Half-Pipe Bomb
    Jalalabadminton
    Women's Downhill-from-here Skiing
    600-yard Bowl-Evacuating Daisey Cutter Dash

    And the ever-popular Talibiathalon:
    Shoot twice and retreat 500 yards.
    Last edited by kb0wwp; 02-13-2002 at 02:26 PM.

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    Re: Taliban Olymic Events

    Originally posted by kb0wwp
    Men's Bench Oppress
    Women's Don't Show Your Figure Skating
    Men's Half-Pipe Bomb
    Jalalabadminton
    Women's Downhill-from-here Skiing
    600-yard Bowl-Evacuating Daisey Cutter Dash

    And the ever-popular Talibiathalon:
    Shoot twice and retreat 500 yards.
    It is not enough to merely touch the face of god; you also must open your eyes so that you may see your palm.

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    Not bad, but it needs a little more work.

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    Wow, the tasteless side of me wants to , but the normal side of me just thinks

    Oh the Dilemma!
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    Originally posted by Kevster
    Wow, the tasteless side of me wants to , but the normal side of me just thinks

    Oh the Dilemma!

    hahahahahahaah

    That post was so much funnier than the original post, although that was too.
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