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    guess what, people!

    beds are stupid. it's really much more comfortable to sleep on the floor just behind your bedroom door, face down with your knees tucked underneath you. carpetface and getting clocked in the noggin when your mom opens the door in the morning are a small price to pay.

    also, mac n cheese sticks to the ceiling.

    yep.
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    So, evilgremlin, have you choked up any more chicken nuggets lately?

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    Re: guess what, people!

    Originally posted by evilgremlin

    also, mac n cheese sticks to the ceiling.

    yep.
    i knew that

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    Re: guess what, people!

    Originally posted by evilgremlin
    also, mac n cheese sticks to the ceiling.
    I forgot about that! I wanna be a kid again!

    -OC

    ps - tell mommy that OC said "hubba hubba", ok?

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    I think he came here looking for a deal on one of those retard helmets
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    YES sleeping on the floor is better then sleeping in a bed....
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    Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
    YES sleeping on the floor is better then sleeping in a bed....
    is it better for my back?

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    Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
    YES sleeping on the floor is better then sleeping in a bed....
    Dopey tick you off?

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    Re: guess what, people!

    Originally posted by evilgremlin

    also, mac n cheese sticks to the ceiling.

    yep.
    how'd you know? why you little @#$!%^-homer simpson


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    Originally posted by overclocked
    Dopey tick you off?

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    I don't mind sleeping on the floor, as long as there's a book or somethin to support my head.

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    Re: guess what, people!

    Originally posted by evilgremlin
    beds are stupid. it's really much more comfortable to sleep on the floor just behind your bedroom door, face down with your knees tucked underneath you. carpetface and getting clocked in the noggin when your mom opens the door in the morning are a small price to pay.

    also, mac n cheese sticks to the ceiling.

    yep.

    i love random people.

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    Re: Re: guess what, people!

    Originally posted by CornMonkey



    i love random people.
    Especially since you live w/ random people.

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    yay! the return of evilgremlin

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    Re: guess what, people!

    Originally posted by evilgremlin
    beds are stupid. it's really much more comfortable to sleep on the floor just behind your bedroom door, face down with your knees tucked underneath you. carpetface and getting clocked in the noggin when your mom opens the door in the morning are a small price to pay.

    also, mac n cheese sticks to the ceiling.

    yep.
    You better start behaving or your welfare losing mommy's gonna kick your little evil ass.

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    Originally posted by ZrEo0

    is it better for my back?
    Only if you aren't on top.
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    Re: guess what, people!

    Originally posted by evilgremlin
    ...also, mac n cheese sticks to the ceiling....
    pssst, don't tell your mom, but gummy bears that have been in your mouth also stick to the ceiling...plus they are very colorful!

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    Hey Evilgremlin, how have you been. I much more fun place to sleep is in the back of you closet. You do lose the fun little tap on the head to wake you up, but you gain a great game of Hide-n-Seek when your Mom can't find you anywhere! Just make sure to cover yourself with a blanket so you can't be seen when the closet is opened and let the laughs begin!

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