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    Question JLH in Playboy?

    I have been hearing a rumor about Jennifer Love Hewitt getting a $4 million deal to appear in Playboy.

    Has anyone else heard this rumor? And if so, can it be verified?

    If these rumors are true, I might not come out of my room for a few... oh, nevermind...
    A priest, a paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar...

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    I want $4Mil








    /me looks in mirror, they wouldn't pay $20







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    Originally posted by DoPeY5007


    /me looks in mirror, they wouldn't pay $20

    heh. Your right, they wouldn't.
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    I hate JLH. Her neck is too long. She reminds me of a Giraffe. Now Tara Reid, she is worth $4 mil.

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    Originally posted by Cantacuzene
    I hate JLH. Her neck is too long. She reminds me of a Giraffe. Now Tara Reid, she is worth $4 mil.
    hahaha
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    Originally posted by DoPeY5007
    /me looks in mirror, they wouldn't pay $20
    True. But I would!

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    Originally posted by coleslaw
    True. But I would!


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    Originally posted by DoPeY5007
    I want $4Mil








    /me looks in mirror, they wouldn't pay $20






    pay me $100 to look, and i might consider it

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    Originally posted by Cantacuzene
    I hate JLH. Her neck is too long. She reminds me of a Giraffe. Now Tara Reid, she is worth $4 mil.
    Tara Reid is too skanky in my opinion. I like JLH, despite her giraffe-like form. She's got a dynamite smile and she doesn't look like she lived underneath a trailer home for 10 years(tara reid).
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    Originally posted by EsDeeLoco


    Tara Reid is too skanky in my opinion. I like JLH, despite her giraffe-like form. She's got a dynamite smile and she doesn't look like she lived underneath a trailer home for 10 years(tara reid).
    So so so so true man. I am totally for different tastes in women and I usually understand that people might be attarcted to women that I'm not. BUT!! When it comes to Tara rEEaaDh, I don't have the SLIGHTEST idea how people could even be remotely attracted to her. Tara WREEEd is quite possibly THE least appealing, appearance-wise, figures working in Hollywood today. Compared to Tara, JLH is actually Playboy material.

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    BS! Tara Reid is better than JLH. JLH just has big boobs and a nice ass. Well, Ok. Maybe she's not that better. But Tara Reid has GREAT eyes.

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    Originally posted by chosenfool


    does that make swallowing hard for her?
    OH MY! MY VIRGIN EARS!!!

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    Originally posted by cpugeek04

    i'd screw, i, ahh, mean talk, yeah, talk to either one
    Ya, kinda fighting for a 9.0 or a 9.5
    Last edited by Memo; 03-02-2002 at 02:29 PM.

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    It's a simple equation really: JLH + Playboy = OC buys that issue of Playboy.

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    Originally posted by overclocked
    It's a simple equation really: JLH + Playboy = Dopey buys that issue of Playboy.


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    I personally, don't think Tara Reid is all that hot. Granted, I don't think JLH is that great lookin' either, but you know what.. I would buy both issues

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    Originally posted by cpugeek04

    I buy them for the articles

    No... I buy Playboy for the Famous nekkid girls... I buy Hustler for the articles

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    someone should post pics
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    Re: JLH in Playboy?

    Originally posted by coleslaw
    I have been hearing a rumor about Jennifer Love Hewitt getting a $4 million deal to appear in Playboy.

    Has anyone else heard this rumor? And if so, can it be verified?

    If these rumors are true, I might not come out of my room for a few... oh, nevermind...
    I'll believe it when the pictures are out.

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    I personally, don't think Tara Reid is all that hot. Granted, I don't think JLH is that great lookin' either, but you know what.. I would buy both issues
    Is there an issue you wouldn't buy?
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    Originally posted by molecularfire


    Is there an issue you wouldn't buy?

    yes..

    I don't buy playboy unless someone famous is in it... but i do have a subscription to Hustler, so I get all of those

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