cute joke

**chrissy** · 02-21-2002, 12:46 PM

Two little boys are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."

The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!", says the second kid, "I had that done when I was born ---
couldn't walk for a year!"

**Nija** · 02-21-2002, 12:52 PM

*rolling eyes* ok... that was bad... funny... but it was still bad...

**oblongmelon** · 02-21-2002, 01:01 PM

When I was in Nursing school 150 years ago-and doing my O.R. rotation at St.Joe's..the first surgery me and some of my classmates (all female) got to assist with was the circumcision of a 35 year old mexican man who could not speak a world of english. The last thing that he saw before they knocked him out was the 4 of us leaning over the table to get a better look at the crucial sight. The last thing he said was aaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeea! and then he was out like a light. When he woke up an hour later-he not a happy camper. Lucky me got to do the dressing changes for a week. Every time I went to change the damn gauze-it was stuck to the raw skin and would RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPPPPP off..OUCH.

**leemaj** · 02-21-2002, 03:22 PM

see it here before...still funny though..thanks

**~~DoPeY5007~~** · 02-21-2002, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by Nija
*rolling eyes* ok... that was bad... funny... but it was still bad...

**Nija** · 02-21-2002, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by oblongmelon
When I was in Nursing school 150 years ago-and doing my O.R. rotation at St.Joe's..the first surgery me and some of my classmates (all female) got to assist with was the circumcision of a 35 year old mexican man who could not speak a world of english. The last thing that he saw before they knocked him out was the 4 of us leaning over the table to get a better look at the crucial sight. The last thing he said was aaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeea! and then he was out like a light. When he woke up an hour later-he not a happy camper. Lucky me got to do the dressing changes for a week. Every time I went to change the damn gauze-it was stuck to the raw skin and would RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPPPPP off..OUCH.

. . .

i could have lived my life, happily, and never have heard this story....

well.. at least you didn't lick clean your fingers when you were done....