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    Get well check up

    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's exam room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

    "Breast fed', she replied

    "Well, strip down to your waist", the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

    Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder
    this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk."

    "I know", she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I
    came."

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    she "came"

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    Originally posted by DoPeY5007


    she "came"
    "No one stands as tall as when
    they stoop down to help a child" - Abraham Lincoln

    Those who can do, and those who care teach.



    Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy

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    Re: Get well check up


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    Good thing that doctor was a professional.
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