well, it may not be the best ever, but it's still pretty funny
THE BEST CHAIN LETTER EVER:
Hello, my name is Carol and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
50 billion f---ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
have it removed before her redneck parents sell her
to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!"
What a bunch of bulls---.
Basically, this message is a big KISS MY ROSEY RED ASS to all the
people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid
chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Mayflower. F--- them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
forwards about 900 times!!
I don't f---ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your
own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your
life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by
making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who
has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation
is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals