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    Really Heartwarming Story

    Several weekends ago, I was rushing around trying to do some Valentine's Day shopping. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the weather right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance.
    As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill.

    Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand.

    Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs.
    She made very little to support her large family. Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children some Valentine's Day presents (since she didn't manage to get them anything on Christmas).

    The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her
    second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.

    "Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.

    The boy said, "I did."

    "And nobody came to help you?" I queried.

    The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head. "How loud did
    you scream?" I inquired.

    The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"

    I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help.

    So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car.

    Sincerely,
    Kenneth Lay
    Former Enron CEO

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    you had me going for a while there. then of course it was signed the ceo or whatever and i figured it was a forward. minus the enron thing, it's great stuff
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    Dang, that boy needs to take some lessons from Evil Gremlin!
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    hahahaha....you had be going there for awhile. i was thinking "i know johnnymk can't be dumb enough to think that this is a true story" and then i got to the end and started lmao.

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    man......
    I thought that this happened to you johnny~!

    funny, though now, I'm really in a need for a TRUE heartwarming story

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    :laugh2: That one's a "keeper". I've already emailed to a couple of people.
    stay low... keep moving...

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    omg that's clever as hell...
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    I got all worked up about the poor kids & family, then got to the last line .... Good stuff! *wiping away tears*
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    Good one. It was getting so cheesy that I was thinking of giving up on reading it. I'm really glad I did.
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