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    old man joke

    70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his
    tests came back with normal results.

    Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically.
    How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
    with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"

    George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
    eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the
    middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light
    goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off."

    "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

    A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.

    "Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's
    great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his
    relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
    night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom, and then
    when he is through *poof* the light goes off?"

    Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator
    again!"
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    Ruler-Of-All-Things-Beer BrewMaster's Avatar
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    bahahah! i enjoyed that one.

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    That joke was pretty good.

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    I must admit that I actually know someone that has done that in real life.
    A priest, a paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar...

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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    Don't drink the "lemonade"....
    remind me never to accept an invitation for a cool drink at your house.

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    eeewwwwwwwwwww!

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    That was hysterical! I'm printing it out and reading it to everyone.
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    Originally posted by BrewMaster
    bahahah! i enjoyed that one.
    still laughing!!
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