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  1. 03-20-2002, 11:03 AM #1
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    train in a tunnel (joke)

    i just got this on email....it's a twist on an old joke, and it made me laugh.



    The Train Ride

    In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

    When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his
    cheek.

    (1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

    (2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

    (3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by
    mistake she slapped me."

    (4) George Bush thought - "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap Clinton again."
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  2. 03-20-2002, 11:09 AM #2
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  3. 03-20-2002, 11:30 AM #3
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    You're right. That is a nice twist.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

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  4. 03-20-2002, 11:38 AM #4
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    heh. That's good. GIVE HIM SOME MORE!
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  5. 03-20-2002, 05:05 PM #5
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    who is bo derek?
    bustin the apex goove daily
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  6. 03-20-2002, 05:13 PM #6
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    Originally posted by leemaj
    who is bo derek?


    I understand that you're too young to have seen "10," but ... where art thine googling skills?

    She's an actress who is best known for her beach-running scene in the above-mentioned movie.
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  7. 03-20-2002, 05:19 PM #7
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  8. 03-20-2002, 05:44 PM #8
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    well i thought she was some politician or something.
    bustin the apex goove daily
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  9. 03-20-2002, 07:30 PM #9
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    She was also in Tommy Boy. She looked hot for an old lady in it.
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  10. 03-20-2002, 07:31 PM #10
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    I love Bo Derek.... she is soo hot... even now... she is old, and she's hot...

    mmm white girl that can pull off braids...

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  11. 03-20-2002, 09:31 PM #11
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    ahahhaha
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