Geico commercial

[Kevster]

Damn squirrels....

We used to have a problem at my parent's house - the only place we could park our cars (my brother & I) was outside under this 150' pine tree. The local gray squirrels would go up the tree and try to get at the green pine cones filled with pine nuts. These things were big and heavy (about 1-2lb at least) and a few squirrels apparently didn't like to open them up in the tree - they would throw them down to the ground and break them open! What happens to be under the tree? Our cars! After a couple of nasty dents on my brother's car roof, we brought out one of William Ruger's great inventions: the Ruger 10/22 semi-auto .22 rifle. Three shots and three squirrels later our pine cone problem was solved (the others apparently caught on).

Damn little varmits...

[jujubees]

Kevster's response reminded me of ...

Black Adder III, Amy and Amiability

Amy: You're not going to Barbados. Get away from the cart, Mr Slimey, or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil.

Edmund: This is turning into a really rotten evening.

Amy: Yes, well you better make the most of it, because it's your last. And it's a pity, because it's usually against my principles to shoot dumb animals.

Edmund: Except squirrels?

Amy: Yes! Bastards! I hate them with their long tails and their stupid twitchy noses. (shoots two squirrels, "eep", "eep," thud, thud.)

[attgig]

Originally posted by cpugeek04
LMAO

anyone seen it, the one where the guy swerves from the squirrl? LMAO, its hilarious

YEAH, that one IS really funny.....
that one is also really old...