Did this guy's mother really put his name on his shirt? Like he doesnt have enough problems...
Did this guy's mother really put his name on his shirt? Like he doesnt have enough problems...
hey... I think I worked with that guy....
LOL. i'm sorry. i found this extremely funny. i mean, so what if he has his name on his shirt? who does he have to impress, the ladies? i wouldn't worry about it. i think he's content with being able to pee in straight line...
why does this pic remind me of the goonies movie?
naw, Dopey has a little more hair.Originally posted by Nija
hey... I think I worked with that guy....
CHUNK!Originally posted by oblongmelon
why does this pic remind me of the goonies movie?
I feel a passwirding coming on...
my question is, how did you find that pic? were you actually surfing around at uglypeople.com?
my next door neighbor was on AIM and she is on the prowl if ya know what I mean(divorced-etc)..I did a bad thing and logged on under a fake name,got her chatting and then needed a picture of ME (AKA JOE SCHMALTZ) to send her-this was the funniest thing I could find...
and YES she did find out who I was after about an hour-I couldn't stop laughing when she called me on the phone, because she wanted me to run over and see the guy she was "talking to"....I asked her if his name on the shirt gave it away that his name wasn't joe..
no really... I worked with a guy who looked EXACTLY like that guy when I was doing Video Game Testing...Originally posted by BrewMaster
naw, Dopey has a little more hair.
was his name Max? cuz if so, i think that's your man. btw, what did the guy you worked with do at your work? was he a real employee or did he just hang out?Originally posted by Nija
no really... I worked with a guy who looked EXACTLY like that guy when I was doing Video Game Testing...
LOL! but he's a "big Popeye's chicken eatin' mutha." (<--you like that "Bad Boys" reference? i love that movie.) he's a bit too big for the Coneheads me thinks.Originally posted by DarkFury
Dayuum.. it's the real life progeny of the "Coneheads".
Beldar would be proud...
i never knew his real name, he went by "Klesk" (play Quake 3 Area, and Find the character with that name, you'll see why) But he was an actual employee, he tested video games with us. He was a Large, irish guy, who, like I said, looked exactly like that above guyOriginally posted by BrewMaster
was his name Max? cuz if so, i think that's your man. btw, what did the guy you worked with do at your work? was he a real employee or did he just hang out?
evil! just plain evil!Originally posted by oblongmelon
my next door neighbor was on AIM and she is on the prowl if ya know what I mean(divorced-etc)..I did a bad thing and logged on under a fake name,got her chatting and then needed a picture of ME (AKA JOE SCHMALTZ) to send her-this was the funniest thing I could find...
and YES she did find out who I was after about an hour-I couldn't stop laughing when she called me on the phone, because she wanted me to run over and see the guy she was "talking to"....I asked her if his name on the shirt gave it away that his name wasn't joe..
so what was her reaction?
Kind of weird - he looks just like "Butterbean" - King of the Texas 4-round fights.
Oblongmelon - that was just evil. I also think it's f'ing hilarious! Nothing like the bait-and-switch on the desperate...
I think over again
My small adventures, my fears.
The small ones that seemed so big,
For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.
And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:
To live to see the great day that dawns,
And the light that fills the world.
-old Inuit song
she called me a "(insert heavy long island accent here)Mothah****ah" and said she was going to "get me"..oooooooo I'm scared. She only started using a computer like two months ago..the first week she was online, I went over to her house because she was having problems installing powerpoint (duh)..so after I dropped that on for her-I went to a joke sight and found a program that turned everything on her desktop upside down...I shut down her system and waited for the scream when she rebooted. When she called over to ask me what happened to her desktop-I told her that with powerpoint installs you have to turn the towers upside down or they wont work..so she said...THEN WHY DIDNT YOU DO IT! About an hour later-she called to tell me that she couldn't get a cd to stay in the drive long enough to close it-guess what she had gone and done....hahahahah...(OK SHE'S A WEE BIT DUMB)Originally posted by NuTs62
evil! just plain evil!
ROFLMAO!!!!Originally posted by oblongmelon
she called me a "(insert heavy long island accent here)Mothah****ah" and said she was going to "get me"..oooooooo I'm scared. She only started using a computer like two months ago..the first week she was online, I went over to her house because she was having problems installing powerpoint (duh)..so after I dropped that on for her-I went to a joke sight and found a program that turned everything on her desktop upside down...I shut down her system and waited for the scream when she rebooted. When she called over to ask me what happened to her desktop-I told her that with powerpoint installs you have to turn the towers upside down or they wont work..so she said...THEN WHY DIDNT YOU DO IT! About an hour later-she called to tell me that she couldn't get a cd to stay in the drive long enough to close it-guess what she had gone and done....hahahahah...(OK SHE'S A WEE BIT DUMB)
LOL. i was already crackin up with the icons and the tower and her believing it, but the CD tray thing was over the top. that is ****in hilarious!!! good one Obby...
I prank her all the time. Christmas,Birthdays, you think she'd be expecting it by now.
http://www.computerpranks.com/
I highly recommend this sight if you know alot of stupid people.
maybe tonight-I'll run over and do a printscreen of her desktop and then having it waiting for her when she goes to try and log onto stuff..hahaha, I can imagine she'll be clicking away for hours and not be able to figure out why she cant log on,shut down, etc...
Last edited by oblongmelon; 03-25-2002 at 05:57 AM.
you're bad...so bad....Originally posted by oblongmelon
I prank her all the time. Christmas,Birthdays, you think she'd be expecting it by now.
http://www.computerpranks.com/
I highly recommend this sight if you know alot of stupid people.
maybe tonight-I'll run over and do a printscreen of her desktop and then having it waiting for her when she goes to try and log onto stuff..hahaha, I can imagine she'll be clicking away for hours and not be able to figure out why she cant log on,shut down, etc...
i like you Obby! you're crackin me up and you love DMB! bless your soul...
gosh if I were him I'd work in the entertainment industry. I'm sure there are tons of directors that want him in their movies.
hahahaha.. hilarious obby! must find an unsuspecting victim
obby, you are just TOO wrongOriginally posted by oblongmelon
she called me a "(insert heavy long island accent here)Mothah****ah" and said she was going to "get me"..oooooooo I'm scared. She only started using a computer like two months ago..the first week she was online, I went over to her house because she was having problems installing powerpoint (duh)..so after I dropped that on for her-I went to a joke sight and found a program that turned everything on her desktop upside down...I shut down her system and waited for the scream when she rebooted. When she called over to ask me what happened to her desktop-I told her that with powerpoint installs you have to turn the towers upside down or they wont work..so she said...THEN WHY DIDNT YOU DO IT! About an hour later-she called to tell me that she couldn't get a cd to stay in the drive long enough to close it-guess what she had gone and done....hahahahah...(OK SHE'S A WEE BIT DUMB)you are cracking my $h!t up with these stories
update.....
At 8pm tonight-my neighbor called me to see if I could show her how to save pictures that she had recieved in an email sent by me this afternoon (total setup)..they were pictures of her that she had asked me to scan a few days ago and print out (for her so called refridgerator campaign to stay slim)...as planned, I had her run down to her dining room to fetch my jacket (with list of directions on how she can download photos from email in the pocket) while she was gone I did the print screen action that I decided to do today...I had already shown her how to retrieve and save the photos to a folder I created for this purpose so my work was already done...I told her that I had to just make sure it was working by sending myself an email (while she ran downstairs)this is when I did the bait and switch on her....then I came downstairs very nonchalantly..asked her if there was anything else she needed and she said no.....IT TOOK HER 20 minutes to call me with frantic anticipation of signing on to her AOL account to see if her "new friend" from last night was on, before she realized something was wrong..she was PANICKING! hahahaha I went over, and while she wasnt looking, minimized the print screen-showed her it was OK and that there was nothign wrong with her system (and then proceeded to log onto MY aol IM nick to show her)...then said..ok now you try..while I was getting out of the chair to let her sit down, I quickly maximized the print screen...I did this about 5 times and finally said-I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU DID OR WHY IT WONT CONNECT WHEN YOU TRY but you really should be careful before you do some big damage...then I told her to leave it for an hour or so and try again..it's now 9:24ish pm, and she still is trying to log on via her print screen.......hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa
should I or shouldnt I tell her? HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO DUMB!
You are mean....
but so fricken hilarious at the same time...
Spigs, you MFR#1N!
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