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Thread: [joke]What do you call sandpaper in Afghanistan?

  1. 03-24-2002, 09:57 PM #1
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    [joke]What do you call sandpaper in Afghanistan?

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    took me a second....

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    ... been reading Maxim, have we?
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    I'd read that joke in Maxim, but couldn't remember the punchline . . . for some reason, I was thinking "toilet paper" . . . OUCH!
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    toliet paper? ouch....ouch I say!
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