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    Female Enron Employees Losing Their Shirts (And More) . . . Literally

    http://money.cnn.com/2002/03/25/news...n.ap/index.htm

    Playboy seeks 'Women of Enron'

    Adult magazine invites female Enron employees of past and present to reveal a little bit more.
    March 25, 2002: 5:35 PM EST

    HOUSTON (AP) - Playboy is hoping to entice some of the women who lost their shirts in the Enron scandal to reveal a little bit more.

    The magazine is putting together a "Women of Enron'' pictorial and is inviting employees past and present to send snapshots of themselves in bikinis if they wish to pose.

    "This is an opportunity for them to do something fun in the midst of the turmoil that's going on in their lives. These are women who are out of a job,'' Playboy spokeswoman Elizabeth Norris said. "We are offering what you could view as a part-time job, or what might turn into a new career.''

    Plenty of women at the heart of scandals have appeared on Playboy's pages, including televangelist mistress Jessica Hahn.

    "That's rich,'' said Deborah DeFforge, co-chairwoman of the Severed Enron Employees Coalition. "We've had so much depressing news or stressful news, and then to all of a sudden come up with something like that, it's kind of cute.''

    DeFforge said she would not pose, but added: "I'm sure there are some in the younger set who would be perfect.''
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    Hmm Interesting... How many people here would pose for playboy/playgirl if they were offer money from the magazine company after losing your job?
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    I would

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    Why not get into my birthday suit in front of the lense for money? I mean, hell, enough people have seen my birthday suit as it is, and they didnt pay sheite.
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    Anything to get more women nekey.
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    Originally posted by Nija
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    ok....I am no longer hungry...thanks cpugeek and df

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    That is awful!

    manboobies....lol

    Reminds me of a line that I really liked in Deuce Bigalo: Man Gigalo

    "Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!"
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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    You really do like playin' these "nipple burner" games don'tcha?
    Makes ya wonder how he scored on the gay test.

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    Originally posted by brainsmile
    The followup issue will be the women of Arthur Anderson
    hmmmm, my gf worked for them (anderson) at one point...wonder if she'd wanna pose...orrr, maybe they'll pay me for pics...

    /aglio412 sees dollar signs
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    Originally posted by EdtheSped


    Makes ya wonder how he scored on the gay test.
    lol..funny how this thread changed from Enron to manboobies.

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    I have already posed for "manhole.com"




























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    Originally posted by DarkFury


    Freak!
    Now THAT was completely uncalled for

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    Originally posted by DarkFury



    Freak!
    damnit.. now i have to clean my monitor up.. damn pepsi all over it..



    and People like my tits... well at least people are always rubbing on them... w00t!

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    Originally posted by DarkFury

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    mercy.....

    That was one of the more awful things I've seen....
    potato gun + marshmallow gun = FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS OF DOOM!!!!!
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    Pweeeeet!!! I'm calling a foul on DF for unnecessary nastyness!
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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    He MAKES me have to pull out the "big guns" sometimes.
    *shudder*


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    Originally posted by Nija

    damnit.. now i have to clean my monitor up.. damn pepsi all over it..



    and People like my tits... well at least people are always rubbing on them... w00t!

    Ok, people are looking into my cubicle to see what I'm laughing at.

    Hey cpugeek04 I checked your score and it's the same as mine.

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    Originally posted by Merlin
    Pweeeeet!!! I'm calling a foul on DF for unnecessary nastyness!
    i thought it was pretty funny.

    the family guy cracks me up.

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    Originally posted by DarkFury



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