So...

**BigJon** · 03-26-2002, 08:49 AM

...my birthday is coming up next week...what are you all gonna get me?

**topane** · 03-26-2002, 09:03 AM

A good hard kick in the jimmy!

**BigJon** · 03-26-2002, 09:04 AM

go ahead...

take your best shot...

**Merlin** · 03-26-2002, 09:06 AM

How about a sharp stick in the eye?

If not, then how about a

**Speedfreak** · 03-26-2002, 09:06 AM

Oooh. Topane, you are soo generous.

**Markel** · 03-26-2002, 09:30 AM

Just the item to increase your productivity:

**eSDee** · 03-26-2002, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by Markel
Just the item to increase your productivity:

my sister got one of these for her birthday this year

It works pretty good!

**brainsmile** · 03-26-2002, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by topane
A good hard kick in the jimmy!

So where does the line start?

MJordanash · 03-26-2002, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by Markel
Just the item to increase your productivity:

Oooh I saw a commercial for that.

**BigJon** · 03-27-2002, 06:15 AM

Originally posted by DarkFury

Here's my contribution:
[img]http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0OgBFVF0VQ3ysuZpGaO9TkLDukQXEHTcQUNKytmpw*7Iduh5UecrrlCye1027MSdqZIxsi6RaswQW5YbNY4PRwfvCwPmAFJR7/goldpotatopeeler.jpg[/img]
...but nothing beats the slices from the manual "Gold plated" peeler...

Ooooh! Gold plated! Now I've got bling-bling!

Thanks DF!

**whitak24** · 03-27-2002, 08:07 AM

hey jon, i see you're back to a regular lt. cmdr, rather than an onion skinner. congrats.

i'm not getting you anything for your b-day, not even a kick in the jimmy. i'm ignoring you, and if i'm giving you a kick in the jimmy, it's pretty clear that i would not be ignoring you at that point