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    Annoying cow-orkers revisited

    For some strange reason, one of my cow-orkers has taken it upon himself to give me a nickname. About a month ago, I'm leaving the restroom and he's walking in. I say hello--then, in his loudest "loud jock guy" voice (I don't know how else to describe it), he says "What's up K dog?" (my name is Kevin). I'm thinking "OK, is there a ritual here? Should I say what's up G dog"? So I just ignore it and go on my way wondering what this dude's smoking. Now I pass him in the hall today and he says, in the same loud guy voice, "Yo dog!" He's an odd one...
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    Ugh, sounds as though he is trying to talk "cool" or "ghetto", either or.

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    I am now reminded of the episode of Seinfield where George wants the nickname T-Bone, but instead they call him Coco the monkey, then Gammy....

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    Yo K-dawg,

    I have a few annoying co-workers. One lady must have a hearing problem because whenever we're in a meeting she speaks at about 100 decibals. Need friggen' earplugs.

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    that wouldn't be the same guy that has 6gig of pr0n on his pc is it??



    i have become comfortably numb......

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    so topane, are you going to change your nick to k-dawg? it fits you perfectly

    j/k

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    It could be much, much worse...

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    I have a co-worker who talks just like Mr. Mackey on South Park. He's not doing it on purpose, it's just the way he is. He's around 55 years old so there's probably no changing him now.

    It's not nearly as annoying as Topane's moron cow-orker (actually I find it hilarious on Thursday mornings after SP the night before).
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    turducken all the time topane's Avatar
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    Originally posted by dbax791
    Yo K-dawg,
    Originally posted by whitak24
    so topane, are you going to change your nick to k-dawg?


    /me kicks dbax791 and whitak24 in the jimmy
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    Originally posted by topane



    /me kicks dbax791 and whitak24 in the jimmy
    /me *winces* then returns the jimmy-kick to k-dawg

    Oh, and there was this other girl that was in a cubicle a row over from mine, and she was constantly yapping on the phone with her friends, in ..get this.. "South Park" voices...

    "Respect Mah Authoriteh!"

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    k-dawg, K-Pax, kevster (heh, had to)


    hehe i talk like that sometimes.... sometimes it's just fun...

    besides... he's already a loser... he didn't follow a Rule of The Bathroom... you don't talk, when entering or leaving.. it's like, bad to do that n stuff...


    hehe 6 gigs of pr0n... i remember hereing about that guy... put some gay pr0n in his start up, and get them both fired

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    He be down wit the Icy Hot Stunaz!
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    I hate 46% of my co-workers.
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    Chances are that if you don't hate some of your coworkers, you just don't realize that YOU'RE the annoying one.
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    i just noticed - the thread title says "cow" "orkers"

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    yo yo yo, i not bein' slow,
    so get yo' fro' 'way from me, bro.
    and dont' be callin' my momma no ho.



    Hey, i could get used to this rappin' stuff

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    Originally posted by Nanotech9
    yo yo yo, i not bein' slow,
    so get yo' fro' 'way from me, bro.
    and dont' be callin' my momma no ho.



    Hey, i could get used to this rappin' stuff
    but i don't think any of US would get used to hearing it

    j/k nano

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    yo yo yo, that dont flow.

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