sure ya did, that is just what you want us to thinkOriginally posted by cpugeek04
not me, whoever made this up yes, i got it in an e-mail
/me thinks marcus is a bad baaaaaad boy...
/me also thinks there are alot of sheep in northern pa
men are men and
sheep are nervous.
well, we learned in cpu's other thread for today that he's a cowboy. cowboys are often on farms, as are sheep. so i think that pretty much solves any mystery that was out there
Some of those are pretty gross. A few others are funny though.
potato gun + marshmallow gun = FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS OF DOOM!!!!!
Time to switch to AMD now I guess... (just kidding... )
I don't think this'll stop anything though - the better you idiot-proof a system, the more impressive the idiot becomes.
Not to worry, there is help for you sheep lover!
What me worry? - Alfred E. Newman
sheesh... believe me when i say there is life AWAY from the computer desk. go ahead, don't be shy. just look out the window...
To: G|A? Receipents
Subject: Hey I thought u guys would wanna see this email I made up today. Sorry I was just "pruning" the sheep and made this up in my head.. Hope you enjoy it..I know I did
1. Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.
2. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.
3. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.
4. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.
5. Nuttin' beats mutton.
6. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.
7. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.
8. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.
9. Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.
"Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller
Originally posted by Nija
Ya, I got that too. Only, the one I got was about sheep dogs. So, some of those didn't make sense.
Call me Fleet Admiral §pêêÐƒrêák™! Go get me some coffee.
Am I alone here? Is that it?
Am I the only one who sees.
Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
Wear a little uniform.
Thank you, sir.
ok that's goo and all but what if you wanna have sex.... oohhh i see
cpu 2 words for you, STAY AWAY FROM MY BARN... that's 5 words
IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS
DO THE TREES LAUGH?
I thought it was cute and funny! maybe just a little degrading to woman, but hell if its true whats wrong with that?
hmmmmmm sheep eh?
never thought of them yet....
You know what cheers me up when I'm feeling ****ty? Rolled up Aces over Kings.
A priest, a paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar...
oh sweeet lord, attack of the 50 foot smiley
a better name for this thread " why cpugeek will never get laid"