I'm really lazy, so I just slowly update my resume over the years. I submit it around to look for a job, and I don't get anything.
Now, my friend, who is also a hiring manager tells me I should "fine tune" my application. So, I finally got around to looking at it.
OMG! It's a horrible mess. It's almost like I haven't updated it in 3 or so years! (Which is half-true, since I only update individual areas (like jobs, education, address, etc) So, I had to literally redo my entire resume. No wonder I can't get a job worth crap.
Now, anyone wanna give me a job?
My resume is on my website