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    hot in velour pants Burzhui's Avatar
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    knock knock......

    knock knock
    who's there
    cows
    cows who
    no silly cows moooo

    what kind of cheese it not yours?
    Nacho cheese (say it out loud)


    yea i just thought sir froggy isn't here so we're way overdue for corny jokes



    fine fine i thought these were funny, bug off... don't touch me... ok then,
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    Re: knock knock......

    Originally posted by Burzhui

    what kind of cheese it not yours?
    Nacho cheese (say it out loud)

    HAHA

    KNOCK KNOCK
    Who's There?
    Emerson.
    Emerson Who?
    Emerson Nice Titties You Got There!

    Haha, my brother told me this big black dude at a club the other night tried to pick up his friend with that line.

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    knock knock jokes....good times
    Life is like toilet paper, long and useful!
    The stars at night, are big and bright *clap 4x* deep in the heart of TEXAS!

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    Two peanuts were walking down the street....

































    ...One was a salted
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
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    hot in velour pants Burzhui's Avatar
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    Originally posted by cruelpupet
    Two peanuts were walking down the street....

    ...One was a salted

    yep that's a classic
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    A guy walks into a bar....























    ouch.
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    cpugeek04 sees a sheep...




























    new species discovered by scientists
    eww...

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    Originally posted by cpugeek04

    when will you people stop thinking of people screwing sheep. it must be like a fantasy or something of yours
    hey you're the one who made that one list about it... so i'm just teasing

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    Mmmmmm sheep



    uhh...

    i mean...


    eewww...
    Sho.gun you sick monkey
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
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    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
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    dont you mean eue?

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    Originally posted by Nanotech9
    dont you mean eue?
    ewe?

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    hot in velour pants Burzhui's Avatar
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    Originally posted by cpugeek04

    when will you people stop thinking of people screwing sheep. it must be like a fantasy or something of yours
    quick sheep, to the burzhui mobile, they're on to me
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