I hope that wasn't your bike! Nice neighbors!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Man... and I thought I had bad neighbors. All they do is throw empty beer bottles into my yard.
Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.
I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.
Ugh, your neighbors are kinda "different".
nothin better than a nice relaxin sunday afternoon.. where you can kick back, relax, and torch up a few bikes
not sure why the pics need to be under 200k, its my server hosting them, but ill get on it when im back
It's because of poor dial-up users like myself...Originally posted by UnReAL
not sure why the pics need to be under 200k, its my server hosting them
It is not enough to merely touch the face of god; you also must open your eyes so that you may see your palm.
wow...
1. Put it out
2. Drag to it their front lawn
3. Set it on fire in front of their house....
4. Enjoy the looks they have when they see it!
potato gun + marshmallow gun = FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS OF DOOM!!!!!
-Welfareloser
4/13/05
Time to switch to AMD now I guess... (just kidding... )
-Darkfury
5/23/05
I don't think this'll stop anything though - the better you idiot-proof a system, the more impressive the idiot becomes.
-ShawnLee
5/30/08
Thank them with a flaming bag of dog****.
Call me Fleet Admiral §pêêЃrêák™! Go get me some coffee.
CoolSpeed
Are you sure they did it?
If so...Are you sure its their bike?
If you answer yes to both questions...CALL THE COPS!!!
Get it documented! Next thing you know, fluffy will have her head on a stick in the yard.
Am I alone here? Is that it?
Am I the only one who sees.
Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
Wear a little uniform.
Yes, sir.
No, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Yep I'm wondering if it's his bike or the neighbors. If its' theirs, no big deal just retarded neighbors. If its' his, then he's got something to worry about.
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3 days ~ Willie Nelson
3 days I dread to see arrive
3 days I hate to be alive
3 days filled with tears and sorrow
yesterday today and tomorrow
WTF? Sacrifice to the gods?!?
Yep..I say opening your door and seeing a burning bike in the walkway is not something normal to see in the morning
MALCOLM.... REESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS
DO THE TREES LAUGH?
Originally posted by Burzhui
MALCOLM.... REESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha......Malcolm in the Middle, damn those boys would do something like that. Probably dewey's
no, it's not my bike, it was one of their roommates. it has been sitting in the balcony for like 3 weeks and i guess it was time for it to go... up in smoke.
ok they are kinda strange.....
you got it babyOriginally posted by UT Memo
Haha......Malcolm in the Middle, damn those boys would do something like that. Probably dewey's
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IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS
DO THE TREES LAUGH?
Hmmm...I guess they couldn't find any wooden crosses to burn huh? If they wanted you to get out, burning your bike nixes one mode of transportation for you to do that.
OR...the bike was probably racing down the street, jumped the curve, crashed onto your lawn and burst into flames!!
They always do that on the Simpsons at least...anyone remember when they had the tricycle fall and just spontaneously burst into flame.
It does get kinda' hot in Florida... Right? if so, then it shouldn't be that unusual
I don't think we'll find an answer to this guys. I think this is a case for the X-Files. You never know. Some guy may have been riding the bike, and somehow he got zapped or abducted.
I've been watching too much X-Files.
HAHAHAHA!! Can you imagine that? I Can! Ride...ride...ride...jump the ramp...lose control...BOOM!Originally posted by mcs328
Hmmm...I guess they couldn't find any wooden crosses to burn huh? If they wanted you to get out, burning your bike nixes one mode of transportation for you to do that.
OR...the bike was probably racing down the street, jumped the curve, crashed onto your lawn and burst into flames!!
They always do that on the Simpsons at least...anyone remember when they had the tricycle fall and just spontaneously burst into flame.
potato gun + marshmallow gun = FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS OF DOOM!!!!!
-Welfareloser
4/13/05
Time to switch to AMD now I guess... (just kidding... )
-Darkfury
5/23/05
I don't think this'll stop anything though - the better you idiot-proof a system, the more impressive the idiot becomes.
-ShawnLee
5/30/08
Its times like that when you just need to call up Five Star Pizza and have a nice pie delivered.
Seriously though, time to think of moving somewhere that is in the _W section of town. (N or S) From the pics it looks like you are either in NE or SE G'ville. Some sketchy areas can be found. I mean, hell, even Five Star doesnt deliver to some parts of NE gainesville and East Side Pizza (actually Five Star Pizza's being delivered by another company) all carry guns on their delivery.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine...Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been....
what is wrong with people these days?
Whoa, pizza boys with gunsOriginally posted by ufcrusher
Its times like that when you just need to call up Five Star Pizza and have a nice pie delivered.
Seriously though, time to think of moving somewhere that is in the _W section of town. (N or S) From the pics it looks like you are either in NE or SE G'ville. Some sketchy areas can be found. I mean, hell, even Five Star doesnt deliver to some parts of NE gainesville and East Side Pizza (actually Five Star Pizza's being delivered by another company) all carry guns on their delivery.
Well the reason for the guns was the original owner got jacked several times and finally ended up in the hospital. So what basically happened is a couple of drivers (friends of the owner) took up the route to help him while he was in the hospital. After one of them got jacked, they started carrying guns. When the old owner sold it the new guy had a policy that all drivers signed a liabilty relase form and paid more if you carried a licensed fire arm. What they all did was carry the gun in the pizza bag, so it looked like you were just carrying the pie. This way it was already drawn and ready for action if needed. There were only several drivers who would work for him, and all of them were allowed to carry guns. It was all on the up and up.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine...Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been....
Isn't it illegal not to deliver pizza to certain neighborhoods-couldn't that be considered discrimination?
And what happens in a pizza deliverer live in one of these loony places where they can't basically own a gun? God forbid people be able to defend themselves!
Reminds me of the poor DC cab drivers who are robbed and killed.
Why would it be illegal? Its a private company providing a private service and doesnt qualify as a common carrier, which would enjoy special status. Additionally it was based on location, not who called in the order, so there isnt a basis for claiming discrimination.
Every place reserves the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. (Most places have a sign placard with this on it). The area in question was just not included in the delivery area, but there were other areas of the town that werent included also.
As for buying the pizza's, if they wanted them they could come into the store itself, it just wouldnt be delivered to them. The guy who started East Side pizza charged twice as much as anyone just to go into the area and had a delivery fee, so the danger was taken into account. I personally would never have made the run, I even turned down a delivery fee of $15 (the owner was in a lerch and begged me to do it for him)...it just wasnt worth the chance of getting shot or robbed.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine...Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been....
I think some of your neighbors have issues
Life is like toilet paper, long and useful!
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Saying "Every place reserves the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason" just don't hold water with the government and groups out there. Companies have gotten into trouble for not delivering pizzas to certain neighborhoods. Also companies have gotten into hot water for not picking up passengers from certain neighborhoods or refusing to deliver passengers to those neighborhoods. Its because of who lives in the neighborhoods it is considered discrimination.Originally posted by ufcrusher
Why would it be illegal? Its a private company providing a private service and doesnt qualify as a common carrier, which would enjoy special status. Additionally it was based on location, not who called in the order, so there isnt a basis for claiming discrimination.
Every place reserves the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. (Most places have a sign placard with this on it). The area in question was just not included in the delivery area, but there were other areas of the town that werent included also.
As for buying the pizza's, if they wanted them they could come into the store itself, it just wouldnt be delivered to them. The guy who started East Side pizza charged twice as much as anyone just to go into the area and had a delivery fee, so the danger was taken into account. I personally would never have made the run, I even turned down a delivery fee of $15 (the owner was in a lerch and begged me to do it for him)...it just wasnt worth the chance of getting shot or robbed.
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