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    Virginity for sale... i dunno.. dont' ask



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    Hmmm... I wonder if the left side of her face is deformed or something. Why only one side view picture???

    Oh well, some one bid 10,000,000 pounds.
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    Think you need to buy her a plane ticket to get to you if you win? I mean come on, someone has bid 10,000,000 pounds for a girls virginity.....what are they stupid.
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    hehe

    very lacking description. We need details, like sizes damn woman... and define virginity... hehe there are many things that could be taken as "de-virginizing" a female...

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    Originally posted by Jihforce
    Watch, she's probably "not so fresh and so clean"
    eh... yur right.. she is, afterall, from England... they are almost as clean as the French. Ode de Toliet baby!

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    another dumb english broad(sp?)

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    Her family must be so proud.

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    Yea ok, this is as bad as that guy who sold his soul.

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    how much is 10,000,000 pounds? Like fohty bucks?
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    Originally posted by EsDeeLoco
    how much is 10,000,000 pounds? Like fohty bucks?
    the pound is worth more than the dollar. $1.50 dollars per pound or something

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    Originally posted by hapoo


    the pound is worth more than the dollar. $1.50 dollars per pound or something
    That's pretty accurate. The conversion is $1.46 to the pound.

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    i'm just sad cause i don't think i'd make as much for my virginity...


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    Originally posted by EsDeeLoco
    how much is 10,000,000 pounds? Like fohty bucks?
    You're thinking canadian money...

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    what the hell are you talking about.

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    her virginity is prolly a t-shirt that says "my virginity"
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    I'm sure that there are many real virgins that that guy could get for less than $14 mil...
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    Originally posted by Apex


    You're thinking canadian money...
    bastard


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    Originally posted by StonedWheat
    her virginity is prolly a t-shirt that says "my virginity"
    lol! That would be hilarious! For only 14 million...get a t-shirt!
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    Invalid Item

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    Originally posted by sbp
    Invalid Item

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    LOL I got the same message.

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    Originally posted by sbp
    Invalid Item

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    Hmm... maybe she um.. lost it before it could be sold.
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    Originally posted by Speedfreak



    Hmm... maybe she um.. lost it before it could be sold.
    Good one Speedfreak!

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    then of course there are the copycat virginity auctions

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1733878304
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    Originally posted by mojo
    then of course there are the copycat virginity auctions

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1733878304
    Man that guy is a <cough>loser...loser</cough>!

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    Hehehehe... He's only up to $1.00
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    Originally posted by mojo
    then of course there are the copycat virginity auctions

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1733878304
    he's up to 55 bux...

    and... no offense Burz, but he kind of looks, faintly, like you. I think it's the whole being a New Yorker thing

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    Is it legal to sell yourself over the internet?

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    Originally posted by ApltnHkyMutt
    Is it legal to sell yourself over the internet?
    Sounds like prostitution to me...

    That is probably why it was pulled.
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    Originally posted by Ladogaboy


    Sounds like prostitution to me...

    That is probably why it was pulled.
    What about Nevada?
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