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  1. 05-22-2002, 12:26 PM #1
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    he he

    A baby Harp Seal walks into a CLUB.... Get it? A CLUB...... SEAL.....CLUB. Folks, these are the jokes!
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  2. 05-22-2002, 12:27 PM #2
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    Ok, somebody stop him! Please. No more torture. No more drunken debauchery online for you! Bad jokes are just that, BAD JOKES.
    Welcome my son, welcome to the machine...Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been....
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    I hadn't heard that one before.... it's kinda funny.
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    What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
    A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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    oh come on... they're gold Jerry gold
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    Originally posted by cpugeek04
    yeah, there real corny, and told at the Last Supper

    cpu is knocking on me


    damn... i've hit a new low
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    Originally posted by Burzhui



    cpu is knocking on me


    damn... i've hit a new low
    Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a brand new low very soon.
    It's one of your skills!
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    Originally posted by Grimm

    Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a brand new low very soon.
    It's one of your skills!
    i guess.... but one thing cheers me up, i still have a long way down before i reach your level
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    Burzhui, Do you have a girlfriend?
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    Re: he he

    Originally posted by Burzhui
    A baby Harp Seal walks into a CLUB.... Get it? A CLUB...... SEAL.....CLUB. Folks, these are the jokes!
    Hmm... I thought this is how the joke went...

    A guy walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!"
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  12. 05-22-2002, 06:38 PM #12
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    What did the kid with no legs and no arms get for christmas??









    Cancer.
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    I thought they were funny.

    "Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller
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    Originally posted by Speedfreak
    Burzhui, Do you have a girlfriend?
    That's my cue.


    Here's a tip guys, all you gotta do is a lot of and then even those jokes are funny.
    There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
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    Wait I got some:

    What kind of a bee gives off milk?
    A boobee

    What has two legs and bleeds?
    Half a dog.

    What's the high point of a bulimic's birthday party?
    When the cake comes out of the girl.
    There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
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    Originally posted by Lolita
    Wait I got some:

    What kind of a bee gives off milk?
    A boobee

    What has two legs and bleeds?
    Half a dog.

    What's the high point of a bulimic's birthday party?
    When the cake comes out of the girl.
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    a girl that can be sicker than I am is sexy. GOOD JOB BURZ! she's a keeper!

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  17. 05-22-2002, 08:24 PM #17
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    Originally posted by Lolita
    Wait I got some:

    What kind of a bee gives off milk?
    A boobee

    What has two legs and bleeds?
    Half a dog.

    What's the high point of a bulimic's birthday party?
    When the cake comes out of the girl.
    yep that's my girly we're perfect for each other
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  18. 05-22-2002, 08:25 PM #18
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    Originally posted by Nija


    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    a girl that can be sicker than I am is sexy. GOOD JOB BURZ! she's a keeper!

    he he thanks dude
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    why did a boy fall of his bike?















    cause someone threw a refrigirator at him
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    A Priest,Rabbi, and a Minister all walked up to a bar and the bartender said "Is this some kind of joke?"
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    Originally posted by Burzhui
    why did a boy fall of his bike?


    cause someone threw a refrigirator at him

    WTF??? where? what? omg
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  22. 05-22-2002, 09:38 PM #22
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    Originally posted by Burzhui
    why did a boy fall of his bike?
    cause someone threw a refrigirator at him
    leave the jokes to Lolita, Seinfeld and them.. dont quit ur day job =)
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    The Italian Way .
    A bus stops and two Italian men
    get on. They sit down and engage animated
    conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
    them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
    she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma
    come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
    again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one
    lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the
    lady dignantly. "In this country we don't talk about
    our sex lives in public!" Hey, coola down lady,"
    said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa
    tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi." --
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    Originally posted by Burzhui
    The Italian Way .
    A bus stops and two Italian men
    get on. They sit down and engage animated
    conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
    them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
    she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma
    come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
    again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one
    lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the
    lady dignantly. "In this country we don't talk about
    our sex lives in public!" Hey, coola down lady,"
    said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa
    tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi." --

    Thats is so awsome!!! ROFLMAO
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  25. 05-23-2002, 05:46 AM #25
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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    Hey Burz... I'm just glad that your day job isn't listed as "comedian".
    i was in the mood for those types of jokes yesterday
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    ok last one i promise

    So this guy waves down a Taxi cab, get's in tells the driver his destination.
    Driver starts driving, and after about 15 minutes becomes very rude... as in he passes gas, starts blasting music, etc... the passanger gets sick of it and taps the driver on the shoulder and says: "hey you". The driver starts to scream on top of his lungs, swerves all over the road, and finally he stops and starts hyperventilating. The passanger is as freaked out as can be, and says to the driver: "Dude, are you ok". The driver turns back and says yea, just give me a second, after he comes to, he turns back to the passanger and says: "Look i'm really sorry for my behavior, it's just i just switched jobs, i used to drive a hearse

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    ROFL
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    It just keeps getting worse.
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    Originally posted by Merlin
    It just keeps getting worse.
    you wouldn't know funny if it stabbed you in the eye
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    Originally posted by Burzhui


    you wouldn't know funny if it stabbed you in the eye

    So i take it that you are blind?
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