Men Are Like...

**Jenny** · 05-23-2002, 07:55 PM

Men are like... Laxatives. They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like... Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like... Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose
interest.

Men are like... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.

Men are like... Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to
get hard.

Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head
right for your hips.

Men are like... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep
you up all night long.

Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like... Department Stores. Their clothes are always half
off.

Men are like... Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.

Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

Men are like... Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the
rest are handicapped.

**Pinkgirl36** · 05-23-2002, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Jenny

Men are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.

yeah....why do i need a blender? or a man ????

**sbp** · 05-24-2002, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
yeah....why do i need a blender? or a man ????

You need a man to have a kid with and help raise the child.

**Merlin** · 05-24-2002, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
yeah....why do i need a blender? or a man ????

Got|Margaritas?

**sbp** · 05-25-2002, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by Merlin

Got|Margaritas?

With Jimmy Buffet they get a Margaritas blender and man all in one.

**styleee** · 05-26-2002, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by Jenny

Men are like... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the
rest are handicapped.

i think they are all handicapped. most just don't want to admit they need help!

**Merlin** · 05-26-2002, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by styleee

i think they are all handicapped. most just don't want to admit they need help!

Admit who needs help? Just you remember that next time you need something off the top shelf, or a spider squished.

**styleee** · 05-26-2002, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Merlin

Admit who needs help? Just you remember that next time you need something off the top shelf, or a spider squished.

1. i have a step ladder
2. i'm not afraid of bugs. they are WAY smaller than me.

**styleee** · 05-26-2002, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by cpugeek04

or a pipe fixed, or a hole patched.

i know how to work a wrench

and you should see me spackle!

**styleee** · 05-26-2002, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by cpugeek04
or the next time you need work done on your car, or manly advice

ha, i know more about cars then most guys i know!
but i can't say i'll never need 'manly advice' in the future. btw, what is that?

**styleee** · 05-26-2002, 09:40 PM

eh, i was going to respond with something like "i'm glad men have so much to offer" but then i decided against it.

people would label me a manhater or something. and i'm jk, i don't think all men are retarded, just the ones i've met

**coleslaw** · 05-27-2002, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by styleee
i don't think all men are retarded, just the ones i've met

Well, then there is still hope!

MJordanash · 05-27-2002, 07:50 AM

lol Those are all so true.

**tweeteresa** · 05-28-2002, 08:09 PM

funny list jenny. i've heard the handicapped one applied to women though.

**~~SionJoe~~** · 06-02-2002, 12:35 AM

lmao man i just got though reading these they are great look Im 18 and of the male gender and I know that women are the ones capable of and are going to control everything in the world someday I mean for example what man has ever won an argument with a woman and even if she lets him think he has it always comes back to bite him in the ass anyway

**hapoo** · 06-02-2002, 12:57 AM

As far as i'm concerned women already rule the world. They're just nice enough to let men walk around with their little egos... sometimes.

**~~SionJoe~~** · 06-02-2002, 01:05 AM

now be nice plz if u let men walk around with their egos then why complain when they take to far i mean from what i see women do control everything but very discretly on the outside it still looks like a male dominated socity I mean come on men are useless without women and they let them know at all times so why the games well I am a man so Im clueless and not worth talking to so I might shut my mouth now

**~~SionJoe~~** · 06-02-2002, 01:08 AM

u know what Im a dumbass Im tired and and just read that last one wrong and well nm just call me mister dumbass

**Speedfreak** · 07-01-2002, 12:10 PM

I'm surprized the list is so short. Women seem to quibble about that.

**~~DoPeY5007~~** · 07-01-2002, 01:01 PM

**JackHammer** · 07-08-2002, 07:57 PM

You know how the description underneath the link to girls got deal says "...men are welcomed too"? Well I don't feel too welcomed. Why are you girls bashing me? What did I ever do to deserve this? Why oh why?