Suckfest 2002 (aka MIB 2)

[irwin]

Man, lemme start off by saying I should've gone with my parents to a chinese minimall instead of giving in to my friends and going to see this horrible excuse for a movie.

The jokes were so not funny (mostly just will smith saying "ass" and "damn" repeatedly). And even those that were even remotely funny were killed from the beginning because they had already showed them in the trailers. EVERY single "joke scene" was dragged on unnecessarily by 30 seconds or so which got really annoying. If the gag has been done, please MOVE ALONG. Don't just keep rambling. The dialogue was horrible. They shouldn't have given Frank the dog so many lines or have shot the scene with Zed doing the martial arts. The worm guys in the flick were equally lame as well. btw, I actually enjoyed the first MIB, but its successor was not able to match its quality. Please save your $7 or whatever and see Spiderman.

I just hope they don't continue to milk this series for what it's worth cuz it has nothing left.

[Speedfreak]

So, what did you think of MIB2, passwird?

[Bires]

I liked the movie. It won't last long in theatres and it certainly won't win any awards, but it was fun. That's why I go to movies...to have fun.

Two tickets were worth the $9 (mat) and 100 min.

Frank the dog stole the show.

[chrissy]

Okay, umm, in a kinda weird way, it's like Spaceballs was to Star Wars. But not as good.

[Jenny]

I can't wait to see it. I loved the first one and know that this one may not be as good but I'll still love it.

[Memo]

Never saw the first one but I thought this one was pretty funny. The jokes were stupid but they were funny stupid. I thought the worm guys were pretty funny. The movies fun, i'd recommend it, specially for a family but for friends its cool too.

[jujubees]

Gonna see this one today! Tommy Lee Jones is in it, how could I pass that up?

[irwin]

Originally posted by Bires
I liked the movie. It won't last long in theatres and it certainly won't win any awards, but it was fun. That's why I go to movies...to have fun.

Two tickets were worth the $9 (mat) and 100 min.

Frank the dog stole the show.

You are a tool. A tool, I say!

[Dave_7]

Fun, not great. Easily more worth the $$$ than Minority Report. Have I mentioned how awful Minority Report was?




Dave.

[M_A_C]

Originally posted by Dave_7
Fun, not great. Easily more worth the $$$ than Minority Report. Have I mentioned how awful Minority Report was?




Dave.

Alright, now I deffinately know that MIB will suck.

[Merlin]

Is it at least Kazaa worthy? Or would it be a waste of bandwidth?

[DoPeY5007]

I thought it was ok, the first was better

[MJordanash]

Um I almost fell asleep...pretty dumb movie.

[IntegraTypeR]

i saw it on friday... disappointing. wasnt as good as the first one and a waste of time. i suggest waiting til the video comes out

frank the dog did steal the show. the mercedes was also pretty awesome ^_^

[Cantacuzene]

Originally posted by chrissy
Okay, umm, in a kinda weird way, it's like Spaceballs was to Star Wars. But not as good.

Spaceballs was a spoof of star wars, what was MIB a spoof of? That analogy didn't make much sense.

[chrissy]

Originally posted by Cantacuzene


Spaceballs was a spoof of star wars, what was MIB a spoof of? That analogy didn't make much sense.

Kinda of itself. I was umm... intoxicated when I wrote it. I meant in spirit, I think.

It was funny but was spoofy in a way.

Leave me alone! Why do I need to explain myself for postings of drunkeness?

[jujubees]

Perhaps some better writers could have saved the plot. The best line was Lara Flynn Boyle's comment about how having a decent set of mammary glands can allow you to rule the planet. Definitely funny, but it shouldn't have been the BEST.

Oh well. I was just there to see Tommy Lee Jones anyway so I wasn't THAT disappointed.