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    Stuff you just "need" to know.

    HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?
    > -The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred
    > and Wilma Flintstone.
    > -Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
    > -Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
    > -Coca-Cola was originally green.
    > -It is impossible to lick your elbow.
    > -The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
    > -The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The
    > percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
    > -The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
    > -The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
    > -Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
    > -The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
    > -The youngest pope was 11 years old.
    > -The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
    > -Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
    > -Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
    > history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander, the
    > Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
    > -111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
    > -If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
    > air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air
    > the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse
    > has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
    > -Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John
    > Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
    > last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
    > -Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them
    > looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
    > -Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A.
    > Conception. (I WAS GOING TO SAY CHRISTMAS)
    > -Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their
    > birthplace
    > -Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
    > requested? A. Obsession
    > -Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
    > you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand
    > -Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
    > printers all have in common? A. All invented by women.
    > -Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey
    > -Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the
    > year? A. Father's Day
    > -Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most
    > ironic? A. He was allergic to carrots.
    > -Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? A.
    > Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
    > -In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
    > When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
    > to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
    > -It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
    > after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
    > the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar
    > was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as
    > the honeymoon.
    > -In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England,
    > when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own
    > pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your
    > P's and Q's"
    > -Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
    > rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used
    > the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired
    > by this practice.
    > -In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only
    > Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English
    > language.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > -At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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    Re: Stuff you just "need" to know.

    Originally posted by oblongmelon
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > -At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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    :licks elbow:

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    -At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.


    lol

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    I can lick my elbow.

    But I'm not like Marilyn Manson who supposedly removed a couple ribs to... oh never mind.
    Last edited by brain; 07-27-2002 at 04:38 PM.

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    What if the horse has no legs?

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    Originally posted by johnnymk
    What if the horse has no legs?
    Wait wait wait... so does this mean if the guy has both legs in the air the horse died in battle?

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    Originally posted by johnnymk
    What if the horse has no legs?
    I've been through the desert on a horse with no name

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    Originally posted by The Continental


    I've been through the desert on a horse with no name

    sounds like a movie title
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    this was great...

    i didn't try to lick my elbow tho... i looked at for a little bit, then continued reading...
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    Originally posted by joe52985



    sounds like a movie title
    That's a song you know that Joe? Or did I miss the sarcasm tags?

    Good post.
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    Originally posted by The Continental


    I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
    love that song
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    LOL that last one cracked me up...

    I tried licking my elbow and now I crapped out my neck somehow. It hurts if i tilt my head to the left.

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    lol....I tried to lick my elbow....that was funny!
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    i admit to having to try to lick my elbow. I got the corner of it, I don't know if that counts.

    > -In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only
    This by the way , is a lie.
    Last edited by Memo; 07-28-2002 at 01:37 AM.

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    i can ..............
    <tries to lick elbow and fails>
    well, i can't lick my elbow but i do join the majority 75% (cant believe its so low).
    -jel
    GOLF! lol

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    Originally posted by the jello is jigglin
    i can ..............
    <tries to lick elbow and fails>
    well, i can't lick my elbow but i do join the majority 75% (cant believe its so low).
    -jel
    GOLF! lol
    heh.. some people just read, not actually try it.. i lied, i didn't even try it.. but i'm wondering if people who are double jointed can do it?

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    Originally posted by UT Memo
    This by the way , is a lie.


    Snopes link

    *licks elbow*
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    Originally posted by hapoo
    -At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.


    lol
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    From reading all these posts...more than 75% of us tried to lick
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    Does it count as tried if I succeeded. It's hard... but I can lick that little dip in the middle of the elbow.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

    I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.

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    woohoo i succeeded in licking my elbow


    ha


    and you said it was impossible

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    Sounds like someone has been raiding the Random Facts thread.
    stay low... keep moving...

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    i got an email that had the elbow licking thing...sufice to say, i didn't try to lick my elbow this time.....i already knew the results....

    oh yea, what does it mean, if all the horse's legs are in the air?


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    oh yea, what does it mean, if all the horse's legs are in the air?
    Uhhh... that's not a statue... that's a merry-go-round.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

    I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.

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    Originally posted by molecularfire
    Does it count as tried if I succeeded. It's hard... but I can lick that little dip in the middle of the elbow.
    I'm assuming you are talking about the crook of your arm, the inside of your elbow... That's not what it was talking about.
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    Oh great, the newest G|A elitest group:
    "The Elbow Lickers!":tongue:elbow


    Just slightly less infamous:
    The "never tried to lick our elbow group."

    and than theres the rest of us........






    the normal ones

    -jel

    ps: why must i be so curious and read these things

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    Originally posted by molecularfire


    Uhhh... that's not a statue... that's a merry-go-round.
    oh, so that's what those are...


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    Originally posted by Jenny


    I'm assuming you are talking about the crook of your arm, the inside of your elbow... That's not what it was talking about.
    Yeah, but that seemed to be the hardest part of my elbow for me to reach. I'm just showing off my limberness and the size of my tongue.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

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    Originally posted by g222leav
    oh yea, what does it mean, if all the horse's legs are in the air?
    thats a horse, well hung.

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    Re: Stuff you just "need" to know.

    -If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
    not true, according to snopes

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