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  1. 08-01-2002, 09:47 AM #1
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    Talking JOKE - Wife's Panties

    When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."

    Worried I'd make the wrong choice, I asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"

    "Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile, put them back."
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  2. 08-01-2002, 06:04 PM #2
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    Funny!
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    That is really cute. I like that.
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    But wearing nothing is really comfy, and that always puts a big on my face.
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    Originally posted by Ladogaboy


    But wearing nothing is really comfy, and that always puts a big on my face.


    Funny joke tho.

    It almost warrants a "What kind of Underoos do you prefer?" Poll....

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    That's really good! Men and the way they think, isn't it just sad?
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    Originally posted by ShortStack
    That's really good! Men and the way they think, isn't it just sad?
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    Originally posted by hang10wannabe


    Awww..you know it's true!
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    "I'm not crazy i'm just a little unwell
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  10. 08-15-2002, 06:28 PM #10
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    Originally posted by ShortStack


    Awww..you know it's true!
    hehe it is it is
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