There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
If you stayed out in the sun too long, would you get maggots on your scalp???
ive seen that one beofre. pretty sick.
Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair?
A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth.
Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad?
A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection.
Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat?
A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away.
Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat?
A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.
Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat?
A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.
Q: Is there such thing as a wig or toupee of meat?
A: Yes. Manhattan’s trendy “Meatheads” shop offers a wide selection of hair replacement options made entirely of meat.
THE BRISKET YARMULKE - Made of 100% kosher brisket, this one-size-fits-all “beefy beanie” comes emblazoned with a horseradish Star of David.
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!
this totally unmade my day...
"I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog
That's one of the more awful things I've seen.....
potato gun + marshmallow gun = FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS OF DOOM!!!!!
Time to switch to AMD now I guess... (just kidding... )
I don't think this'll stop anything though - the better you idiot-proof a system, the more impressive the idiot becomes.
"How you sport your hat?"
"I sport it fresh!"
i sure hope so