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    Re: They can't take away my birthday.

    Originally posted by cpugeek04
    The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the
    international date line -- it was July 23.
    ROTFL

    awww man!
    poor guy!

    (true story or joke? -funny nonetheless )

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    i'd jump overboard... no kill the crew and then jump overboard.... but i'd open up the tanker first
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    This joke is terrible. There's no logic behind it at all!
    A priest, a paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar...

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    omg that sucks!!! that would ruin anyones day and stick with them for life

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    that is funny!




    it would be strange to lose a day like that, and it being your b-day is worse

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    Originally posted by hang10wannabe
    omg that sucks!!! that would ruin anyones day and stick with them for life
    haha be fun though, staying 21 forever =)
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    That's cold...
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    yikes

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    Here's an even scarrier thought... the US Navy, using this tactic, could actualy take away a Friday!!!

    So for goodness' (or evilness' if that is your inclination)sake don't join the Navy!

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    ick....that would suck.....REALLY suck....
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    think of it this way....he can fly back next year and have 2 birthdays!!!
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