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    news: Hooters Airlines.

    http://money.cnn.com/2002/08/15/news...s.ap/index.htm

    Hooters in the air?

    August 15, 2002: 8:41 AM EDT



    KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) - Will Vanguard Airlines, known for its low fares, and Hooters Girls, known for their high-cut shorts, soon be corporate cousins?

    Hooters of America Inc. chairman Robert H. Brooks is thinking about buying Vanguard, the Kansas City-based discount carrier that filed for bankruptcy protection and grounded its fleet last month. On Wednesday, a bankruptcy judge told Brooks he can give Vanguard $50,000 per week for the next three weeks to pay a skeleton staff, while Brooks examines the company's books and decides if he wants to buy.

    A newly formed company called Hooters Air Inc. will make the payments.

    So what kind airline would Hooters Air Inc. run? Vanguard spokeswoman Elizabeth Cattell said it's too soon to know.

    "If it'll be 'Hooters Girls' flight attendants, it's too early," Cattell said.

    But she didn't dismiss the idea.

    Cattell called said there's more to Brooks than Hooters. Brooks, Cattell said, has built Hooters into a "fresh product" with 315 stores in the U.S. and overseas. To Vanguard, he would bring financial strength, "which is what we've needed all along," she said.

    Brooks' Atlanta-based attorney, A.J. Block, said Brooks would decide in the next several weeks whether to buy Vanguard.

    "Mr. Brooks is a pretty decisive guy," Block said.

    In the meantime, the handful of Vanguard employees at the company's headquarters are working toward two goals: Vanguard's possible return to flying, and liquidation, Cattell said.

    Vanguard suspended flights, laid off 90 percent of its employees and filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection on July 30.

    Vanguard attorney Dan Flanigan said Brooks' interest came out of the blue.

    "He came out of such an unusual place -- no one would have predicted it would be him we would be talking to at this point," Flanigan said.

    If Brooks doesn't buy Vanguard, it's not immediately clear whether the airline is likely to find any other suitors.

    Flanigan said he believed discussions are happening with other potential investors, although he said he did not know details of those discussions. Analysts have expressed doubts, however, about Vanguard's prospects for getting financial help.

    Vanguard served Myrtle Beach, S.C., where Brooks lives.

    "So he is very much a supporter of Myrtle Beach, and the termination of Vanguard was disturbing to all of Myrtle Beach," Block said. Brooks also has a strong interest in aviation and owns an airplane, although he doesn't fly it himself, Block said.

    Brooks founded Eastern Foods Inc. in 1966, which makes dressings and sauces. Hooters was founded in 1983, and Brooks and a group of Atlanta investors bought expansion and franchise rights for the chain in 1984. Brooks eventually bought majority control and became chairman.

    Vanguard had never shown a yearly profit. But Sept. 11 made its problems worse, and it became one of three airlines to file for bankruptcy since the terrorist attacks. The others were US Airways, on Sunday, and Midway Airlines.

    that would be interesting to fly.

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    I'd imagine somewhere in the range of 98% of passengers to be men.
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    Originally posted by brainsmile
    I'd imagine somewhere in the range of 98% of passengers to be men.

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    flight attendant: is there anything else i can do for you?

    male passenger: . o O (wow, she wants to do things for me! i'm in heaven!! what should i ask her to do first? )

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    In the event of a water landing the seats are not the only items than can be used a flotation devices.
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    would the pilots be the cooks of the restuaunts?

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    bwahahaha, i just caught glimpse of this thread and it had me rollin.

    I can't believe they are thinking about this. Talk about "distracted" pilots.
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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    But what if the pilots are women too?
    Then im bringing the video camera!!
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    Perhaps this will bring back "the friendly skies?" hehe.

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    Originally posted by spigidygak
    Perhaps this will bring back "the friendly skies?" hehe.
    In all seriosness, it would be nice if airlines became a little more customer friendly. Think what you want about Hooters but we can all agree that they try to make the customer happy. If they could do that in the air I know which airline I would fly, regardless of stewardess outfit.
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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    I wonder if this also means that "chicken wings" would become the new "in-flight" meal...


    Now THAT woud be nice too! Oh yeah baby!!! YEAH!
    And don't forget beer by the pitcher!
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    Man.. those long flights would be heaven if run by Hooters..
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    guys.. just remember not to piss 'em off u kno, with PMS and all especially if they're pilots..

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    You don't say!

    Originally posted by MadCool
    Man.. those long flights would be heaven if run by Hooters..
    A priest, a paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar...

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    Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by coleslaw


    and of course passwird is in the first flight!!!!

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    Re: Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by DoPeY5007
    and of course passwird is in the first flight!!!!
    Yeah, it's too bad passwird is stuck drinking Coke instead of beer! He can enjoy the chicken wings though (hot and wet - just the way I like 'em!)

    I go to Hooters for the food, I swear!
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    Re: Re: Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by coleslaw
    Yeah, it's too bad passwird is stuck drinking Coke instead of beer! He can enjoy the chicken wings though (hot and wet - just the way I like 'em!)

    I go to Hooters for the food, I swear!
    @ lest he is there though

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by DarkFury
    Sure... and you read Playboy "just for the articles" too I bet.
    Actually, yeah. That's really all there is in Playboy anymore. The quality pictures are few and far between. If I wanted to see naked girls, I'd hit the internet. But I digress, my free subscription to Playboy is only 2 issues into the year and I have been very disappointed in regards to any thing else other than the articles.
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by coleslaw
    Actually, yeah. That's really all there is in Playboy anymore. The quality pictures are few and far between. If I wanted to see naked girls, I'd hit the internet. But I digress, my free subscription to Playboy is only 2 issues into the year and I have been very disappointed in regards to any thing else other than the articles.
    well. I think that the problem is that like all the pics are edited in some way or a nother just to make the chicks look better... that is cool and all but I just can't stand anything that is fake about a woman. and there is no flaws in the pics that playboy puts in their mag and well no woman is that perfict

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by DoPeY5007
    well. I think that the problem is that like all the pics are edited in some way or a nother just to make the chicks look better...
    Yeah, a little airbrushing goes a long way. I could probably take some pictures of passwird posing in a dress and a wig and airbrush it to look convincing. Hey passwird, you up for the task?
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by coleslaw
    Yeah, a little airbrushing goes a long way. I could probably take some pictures of passwird posing in a dress and a wig and airbrush it to look convincing. Hey passwird, you up for the task?
    Yeah sure, no prob.

    Oh whoops, I forgot. I don't have any dresses. TOOOOO BAAAADDD .

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by cpugeek04

    ask nija to hook you up(where is he anyways. dopey?)
    i think Nija has a (I believe what they call her, pr0ngirl) gf.

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You don't say!

    Originally posted by coleslaw
    But I digress, my free subscription to Playboy is only 2 issues into the year and I have been very disappointed in regards to any thing else other than the articles.
    wait u got a free subscription to playboy?? HOW?? and .. .. where?
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