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    The Silent Treatment

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight to Sydney.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 a.m.". The next morning, the man woke up only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

    The paper said, "It is 5:00 a.m. Wake-up."

    (MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORT OF CONTESTS)
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    Stand still and look up. God is going to show up. He is standing by.
    There’s healing for your sorrow, healing for your pain, healing for your spirit,
    there’s shelter from the rain.
    Lord, send the healing. For we know that there is a Balm in Gilead to heal your soul.
    There’s healing for your soul.

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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    Yup.. that's probably the long and short of it...


    Personally, I woulda just have gotten an alarm clock.
    Yes, I agree - where is the dang alarm clock? Men aren't too bright.
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    what it all comes down to is - woman are just more clever

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    Originally posted by nickelback
    what it all comes down to is - woman are just more clever







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    Originally posted by nickelback
    what it all comes down to is - woman are just more clever
    Nah, just more spiteful.
    :monkey:

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    call it what you want
    she kicked his a$$

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    that was a good joke!!!

    seriously though....why can't men find/set their darn alarm clock? why do WE have to wake them up? sheesh!

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    Originally posted by nickelback
    what it all comes down to is - woman are just more clever :hihi:
    hehe no women just practice these dumb tricks on their
    best friends while they're growing up. men are smart enough
    to not keep on hanging out with a person they secretly hate.
    too bad that makes us not equiped when we need to act like
    4 yr olds =)

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    Originally posted by iluvbukaki


    hehe no women just practice these dumb tricks on their
    best friends while they're growing up. men are smart enough
    to not keep on hanging out with a person they secretly hate.
    too bad that makes us not equiped when we need to act like
    4 yr olds =)
    Oh, I have to totally disagree. The idiot guys in high school hung out with idiots just like them and hated them! But did they say anything? No! They were worse then girls! I remember the cat fights. Everyone when they're growing up hangs out with people they "secretly" hate. I think it's a part of growing up. It's defiantely a WEIRD part, but I think it gives you practice for the real world. I mean, there may be people at work that you don't really like, but you HAVE to work with them, don't you? So you have to learn how to deal with it. That's my theory anywho.
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    Originally posted by ShortStack
    I mean, there may be people at work that you don't really like, but you HAVE to work with them, don't you? So you have to learn how to deal with it. That's my theory anywho.
    coughcough*sho.gun*coughcough...

    jk

    yea i dont have a "working" alarm clock.. .but when i need to get up before a certain time... i just wake up before then... i dont need an alarm clock... so i woulda just gotten up at 5... but thats just me...

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    Originally posted by ShortStack


    Oh, I have to totally disagree. The idiot guys in high school hung out with idiots just like them and hated them! But did they say anything? No! They were worse then girls! I remember the cat fights. Everyone when they're growing up hangs out with people they "secretly" hate. I think it's a part of growing up. It's defiantely a WEIRD part, but I think it gives you practice for the real world. I mean, there may be people at work that you don't really like, but you HAVE to work with them, don't you? So you have to learn how to deal with it. That's my theory anywho.
    dum da de dum dum, dum dum. ur wrong. guys who do that dumb stuff r
    wussies and learn how to be a man when they get outta high school. its
    in girls' natures to use emotions as a crutch and emotions cause
    problems between friends especially when they're insecure b/c their
    best friends attracted the attention of a guy they like and so they
    hate them for it and undermine them.

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    Originally posted by iluvbukaki
    its
    in girls' natures to use emotions as a crutch and emotions cause
    problems between friends especially when they're insecure b/c their
    best friends attracted the attention of a guy they like and so they
    hate them for it and undermine them.

    Ummm... Ok.
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    Originally posted by Jenny



    Ummm... Ok.
    ok maybe that didnt mak sense, but it doesnt mean
    im wrong! jigga what!

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    Originally posted by iluvbukaki


    dum da de dum dum, dum dum. ur wrong. guys who do that dumb stuff r
    wussies and learn how to be a man when they get outta high school. its
    in girls' natures to use emotions as a crutch and emotions cause
    problems between friends especially when they're insecure b/c their
    best friends attracted the attention of a guy they like and so they
    hate them for it and undermine them.
    :laugh2: daaaamn dude, you sound bitter about something!
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    Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
    :laugh2: daaaamn dude, you sound bitter about something!
    yeh maybe i am

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