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  1. 09-05-2002, 04:12 PM #1
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    Lest I say wtf

    So I go outside to go check the mail right? When I walk over to the mailbox, there I see the mailman in front of our garage. I thought he was just coming to deliver the mail. His pants were like 3 inches down from his waist and he was pulling them back up and buckling his belt.

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  2. 09-05-2002, 04:18 PM #2
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    haha...guess he had to go pee or something haha
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    Nah, I don't think he did what it looked like he was doing cuz the garage and driveway were all dry. *phew* Damn, but I got scared and just backed up very slowly around the corner and then ran back into the house.
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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    Were the "Victoria Secret" catalogs delivered today?



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    gives the term "Goin' postal" a whole new meaning doesnt it?
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    Originally posted by passwird
    Damn, but I got scared and just backed up very slowly around the corner and then ran back into the house.
    awww... u shoulda asked him " can i HELP U??!!"
    ohh man... he woulda been sooo embarrassed...











    ...OR??? he woulda said "yes u can" and this thread wouldnt be here because u wouldve felt too ashamed of ur actions.




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    dangit wird, I told you, I was rearranging my pants! thats all! told you not to .. wait, nobody here knows its me! uhm..



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    Originally posted by DaFunkyUnit
    gives the term "Goin' postal" a whole new meaning doesnt it?
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    I'm guessing he's seen some of the chops of you, passwird, and he's a big fan...
    And I found that hope and a lucky card
    were all I had to walk with me...
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    Originally posted by jase71
    I'm guessing he's seen some of the chops of you, passwird, and he's a big fan...
    or maybe... a small fan....

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    Originally posted by Nija


    or maybe... a small fan....
    eh, jase71 was only trying to compliment and over-exaggerate yours, but I guess ya like to keep it real..
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    Originally posted by NuTs62


    eh, jase71 was only trying to compliment and over-exaggerate yours, but I guess ya like to keep it real..
    hey man, you already admitted to being the prep. Not I. So you can go...um... do something

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    what's "lest" mean? Everytime I hear/read that word coming from someone I automatically rate that person as "wise". Anyone?
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    Originally posted by hang10wannabe
    what's "lest" mean? Everytime I hear/read that word coming from someone I automatically rate that person as "wise". Anyone?
    Lest

    For fear that: tiptoed lest the guard should hear her; anxious lest he become ill.

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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    Probably didn't start that way... but that was the "end result".
    well, passwird indicated that the driveway and garage were dry.
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    Originally posted by Speedfreak
    well, passwird indicated that the driveway and garage were dry.
    maybe the mr. postman got blue balls...
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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    That can of "white paint" over there... might not just be "paint".
    is it the "glossy" paint?
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    Originally posted by DaFunkyUnit


    is it the "glossy" paint?
    silly string.
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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    That can of "white paint" over there... might not just be "paint".
    grrrrOWWSS!!
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  22. 09-07-2002, 12:23 AM #22
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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    That can of "white paint" over there... might not just be "paint".





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