Male / Female Definitions

[Hiro]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car’s hood.
Male......The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male......Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male.......Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.......Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male...... Source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.......Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

[NuTs62]

shortstack? what ya got to say bout this?

[Tommy Boomfiger]

my definition of a remote control is not limited to AV equipment. actually, my definition of remote isnt limited to tv's, radios, computers, light fixtures, cars (no not driving, though it would be sorta cool), light fixtures, fans: ceiling and floor) and more. hell, i probably wont be satisfied until my coffee maker is remote controlled and i dont even drink coffee

[whitak24]

those are good ones

Originally posted by Corsec
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car’s hood.
Male......The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male......Playing football without a cup.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.......Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

those are my faves

[Lady In Red]

Good ones!

They are all so TRUE!!