A few years ago when I was still living in LA I was cruising around trying to find a computer store where I could buy some upgrades I needed. I eventually found a place, but it turned out that they were exclusively a Mac store. I turned to walk out and the guy at the counter asks me if I need any help.
I told him I was looking for PC parts and I was obviously in the wrong place.
Of course he groans and hands me some Apple stickers.
"Here.", he says, "Put these on your PC. Maybe it'll run faster."
I respond, "Yeah, but then it'll only run a third of my software."
BOO YAH! :laugh2: