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    new 'bikini doctor' in my town

    check out the new doc in my town! her business card shows her leaning over a red corvette in a mini skirt and no bra. she's got crotch shots on her website!

    i had a physical comming up at my regulart doc next week, maybe I'll switch.

    hot doc

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    yeah...turn your head and cough....hmmmm, i dunno man......
    gettin a woody when your doctor is touchin ya is kinda weird.

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    mmmmmkkkkk.....she's a "little" different, i guess.

    but whatever works for her

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    Originally posted by attgig
    yeah...turn your head and cough....hmmmm, i dunno man......
    gettin a woody when your doctor is touchin ya is kinda weird.
    Depends on what she's touching and if you're even aroused. As long as you don't ejaculate, what's the problem?
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    Originally posted by topane
    Depends on what she's touching and if you're even aroused. As long as you don't ejaculate, what's the problem?
    well, if you're turning your head and coughing, the doc usually got 2 fingers pressed against the base of your penis and scrotum...

    i dunno....i wouldn't feel comfortable gettin a woody when my doc is examining me.

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    That's not the type of exam she's famous for...

    "[Men]say they come to me because I give a sensitive, gentle prostate exam..."

    http://www.drvaughn.com/faq-prostateexams.htm

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    Originally posted by kb0wwp
    That's not the type of exam she's famous for...

    "[Men]say they come to me because I give a sensitive, gentle prostate exam..."
    YEEEEEsssssss.... yesss she doessss


    hehe..... actually, when i was in high school, some guy i went to school with ( ey sho.gun... remember devin?) said that his doctor was hott hott hott..... and he went for a physical and he did get wood from it by just looking at her...... she didnt say nothin only to his mom....
    she was like "well, at least he's normal"
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    LMAO.. ohh man.... this lady's great.


    i just read this:
    "Jiggling on the job
    Up front, right now: I don’t wear a bra. I threw mine away shortly after I went off to college,..."

    http://www.drvaughn.com/faq-jiggling.htm


    know if she's got any offices in southern cali??


    she's got nipple pics too... is she really a doctor??? (go to the "bras and breast health" page... bottom pic )

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    she's got nipple pics too... is she really a doctor??? (go to the "bras and breast health" page... bottom pic :naughty

    lol...i didn't even notice that.

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    whoa...

    old half nekkid dr. type person...

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    Originally posted by Nija
    whoa...

    old half nekkid dr. type person...
    and this is something YOU find strange???


    whoa...






    hehe
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    Damn, some people are hard up.

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    uh huh huh huh.. come to butt-head..

    "do they have a name for what's wrong with you!?!?!"

    heh.. I hear that one all to often from my doctors.

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    Originally posted by DankNstickY


    and this is something YOU find strange???


    whoa...






    hehe
    let's see, I want some old, half nekkid woman for a doctor, as what? a trophy? I mean, now if she was, you know, under 35 hell, under 40 she might have a try, but all i see her attracting is some old person fetish

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    Originally posted by Nija
    let's see, I want some old, half nekkid woman for a doctor, as what? a trophy? I mean, now if she was, you know, under 35 hell, under 40 she might have a try, but all i see her attracting is some old person fetish
    werd...
    only did a quickie look at the page at work...
    and then closed....
    now i'm at home, and clicked the "no-bra" page and it's like...ewww...how old are you?

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    i heard about this on the radio this morning. some nurse called in who apparantly works in the building that this doctor is moving into. she said the doctor lady came in to check out their carpet and was wearing a super short mini skirt, no bra, tank top, and heels. then she(the nurse) said that if the doc's skirt was any shorter she'd be able to see HER carpet! lol

    at any rate she's fairly hot for her age, hell she's 50. if i was 50 i might be in to her.

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    Originally posted by blueindian
    at any rate she's fairly hot for her age, hell she's 50. if i was 50 i might be in to her.
    but I would assume yur not 50...

    *points to old person fetish*

    *runs*

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    Originally posted by Nija


    let's see, I want some old, half nekkid woman for a doctor, as what? a trophy? I mean, now if she was, you know, under 35 hell, under 40 she might have a try, but all i see her attracting is some old person fetish
    i'm with you. i mean, i guess for someone her age, she looks ok, although i know hotter 50-year-olds. i think it's just her marketing gimmick to get lots of desperate, ugly, fat men in there so they can get touched
    Originally posted by DankNstickY
    hehe..... actually, when i was in high school, some guy i went to school with ( ey sho.gun... remember devin?) said that his doctor was hott hott hott..... and he went for a physical and he did get wood from it by just looking at her...... she didnt say nothin only to his mom....
    she was like "well, at least he's normal"
    ann landers had a kid write her a similar letter once. he was like 15, and there was some young, hot dr. examining him, and so being young and not used to having some hot chick handling his hardware, he got a wood and then when she made him cough, um....his mouth wasn't the only thing that coughed, if you know what i mean

    anyway, the dr. told his parents and they made him go to a psychologist because they were convinced he was a sex addict or something

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    I think it's a man.

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    Originally posted by oblongmelon
    I think it's a man.
    HA!!! Me too!

    Does she (or he, rather) really expect to be taken seriously??
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    Stand still and look up. God is going to show up. He is standing by.
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    there’s shelter from the rain.
    Lord, send the healing. For we know that there is a Balm in Gilead to heal your soul.
    There’s healing for your soul.

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    someone at work told me she's been all over the news, like good mornign america, the today show, etc. i've never seen it.

    nija, i have NO old person fettish. that's gross.

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    Originally posted by whitak24
    i think it's just her marketing gimmick to get lots of desperate, ugly, fat men in there so they can get touched
    /me cancels my appointment

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    Originally posted by kb0wwp
    /me cancels my appointment
    hahahahaha

    naughty kb0!


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