MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two hunks of bread.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?" Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dumbass!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE, the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun when it died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY, Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.