Real Nursery Rhymes

[johnnymk]

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two hunks of bread.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?" Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dumbass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE, the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun when it died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY, Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

[SonyGuy]

That reminds me, do any of you remember a really old computer game that was on either 3.1 or DOS that was a game about nursery rhymes? It was some kind of mother grimm or mother goose or something. I used to play it all the time when I was 5 or 6 years old and I remember having a lot of fun with it. It's just been so long I forget what the hell it was called... Anyways, just thought I would ask.

btw, those were all really funny Johnny

[eSDee]

Originally posted by SonyGuy

btw, those were all really funny mojo

Could it be that johnnymk = mojo? I certainly hope not!!!

Please mojo say it ain't so!

[SonyGuy]

Doh! I feel like an idiot... Sorry about that Johnny. I think I had just gotten done reading one of mojo's threads so it was fresh on my mind. Plus it's too late in the evening er... morning, for me...

[nickel]

easy mistake. it is a mojo-ish thread