"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later you're bound to be pissed off!"
but then you gotta just get over it
and m'be move on to better bathrooms
"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later you're bound to be pissed off!"
but then you gotta just get over it
and m'be move on to better bathrooms
how... lovely....
Pure eloquence!
Damn girl, you're all class.Originally posted by nickelback
"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later you're bound to be pissed off!"
but then you gotta just get over it
and m'be move on to better bathrooms
:monkey:
life is like, a summers evening.
Life is how, you feel right now.
Life is like, day dreaming.
I think tonight, it feels like life.
lpmiller
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"The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference." - Calvin and Hobbes
Life is like eating a Twinkie.
Just enjoy it and don't think too much about what it's made of or you'll ruin the experience.
it's a dog eat dog world out there...and i'm wearin milk-bone underwear
i have become comfortably numb......
this is soooooo in the wrong forum
Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life. ~ Leo Buscaglia
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But, since this thread is still around, here's my contribution to it.
"Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease"
Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.
I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.
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