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    Unhappy Dead Squirrel

    I pulled in to my driveway tonight and the poor thing was laying out front, on the road, dead. It looked so peaceful i was sooo sad. idk how it died, didnt look like it got hit, just lying on its back, paws up to the squirrel god, dead.


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    squirrel tastes kinda like chicken. kinda stringy though.
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    Originally posted by Napoleon54
    squirrel tastes kinda like chicken. kinda stringy though.

    i think we can officially call him MR. Freak


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    on a lighter note, today while walking at school I saw a squirrel. I tossed my bottle of Sobe down on the grass and it came a' hoppin over to check it out. Then Hang10 gave it some of his twinkie (have a dirty mind please) and it grabbed it, tasted it a bit, and scurried up a tree. I love squirrels...

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    Originally posted by K2



    i think we can officially call him MR. Freak

    I think it's just one of his blod clots acting up again.


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    Originally posted by K2



    i think we can officially call him MR. Freak
    Aight, I'm ignorant. What's 'MR'?

    If it means that I'm a freak, then I'll consider it a compliment.
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    Originally posted by Napoleon54


    Aight, I'm ignorant. What's 'MR'?

    If it means that I'm a freak, then I'll consider it a compliment.
    You're thinking too hard on this one, nap. I think he just means MISTER.

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    Originally posted by passwird


    You're thinking too hard on this one, nap. I think he just means MISTER.
    Ah HAH! Sneaky bugger!

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    i see squirrels on my campus everyday. the day that i dont see one it's gonna be weird. there was one dead on the side of the road. it had all 4 paws stickin up. looked like it was frighten to death or something. but the squirrels here are brave lil things so i have no clue what could possibly scare it. poor thing. but i laughed when i saw it.

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    this reminds me of some movie or something, when they found and gave a squirrel a proper burrial...that was...wierd
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    Originally posted by tweeteresa
    i see squirrels on my campus everyday. the day that i dont see one it's gonna be weird. there was one dead on the side of the road. it had all 4 paws stickin up. looked like it was frighten to death or something. but the squirrels here are brave lil things so i have no clue what could possibly scare it. poor thing. but i laughed when i saw it.
    you talking about the squirrels at ucla? those squirrels are downright vicious. they're the reason why i don't eat on the grass anymore... i swear they're just WAITING for the opportunity to fly up and jack my taco supreme right outta my hand.

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    on my way to class, this squirrel ran rite in front of me and i nearly kicked it!...freaked the living crap out of me

    and my friend has squirrels steal his sandwich when he was eating in Ackerman...totally sucks

    UCLA squirrels are scary have u seen the ones running around w/ patches of hair missing?? scary...
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    You need two people to hunt them tree rats. The lil bastids is cleaver- they always go to the other side of the tree. So you get two people, one on each side, and blast 'em. Voila: Squirrel kabobs!
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    yep. ucla squirrels have that rep. they are vicious though. they'll sit there staring at you eating your food...ready to pounce. thats why i dont eat outside much either!!!

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    The squirrel scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...




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    The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel. There has been one
    in my attic lately. Yesterday I think I found out where he was coming in and I sealed the opening up. Still, he is trying to get back in. You should see the hole that he has made in the vinyl siding to try to get back in.
    When I see a squirrel in the road, I try to hit them, but they are too fast.
    My mother used to think they were cute. She now thinks differently, seeing the incredible damage that they can do.

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    Originally posted by johnnymk
    The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel. There has been one
    in my attic lately. Yesterday I think I found out where he was coming in and I sealed the opening up. Still, he is trying to get back in. You should see the hole that he has made in the vinyl siding to try to get back in.
    When I see a squirrel in the road, I try to hit them, but they are too fast.
    My mother used to think they were cute. She now thinks differently, seeing the incredible damage that they can do.
    My g/f has a huge vendetta against them too. Last summer a squirrel chewed a hole in her favorite swim suit as it was hanging out on the clothesline to dry. She tries to chase them down when they cross the road in front of her and frequently curses their existence.
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