A "THANKSGIVING" POEM



T'was the night of Thanksgiving, I just couldn't sleep,

I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The Leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,

But I fought the temptation with all of my might.



Tossing and turning with anticipation,

The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door

And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,

Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.



I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,

'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky

with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...

Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.



May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,

May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious, May your pies take the prize,

May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!



Have a Blessed THANKSGIVING!