Chandler: I was not flirting.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's just... it's fine.
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Chandler: So, uh, you... you flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!
Chandler: Okay, but there is a big difference, all right? You are a lot hotter than I am.
Joey: True story!
Chandler: Rachel, when, uh... when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Uh, no, no. It bothered me when he slept with other women.
Chandler: See, when you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No way!
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Chandler: Again, true.
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.