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    circus accident/warning could scar the kiddies


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    Hungry Hungry Hippo

    Man I am reading Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Rings and I am picturing one of those Dwarves getting eaten by this hippo... not a good thought... LOL Sad though really sad Poor veggie hippo...however I wouldn't want to clean up that little box
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    um, if the hippo just swollowed the guy, why didn't they do a "c-section" on the hippo and remove him?

    story sounds fishy to me

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    Originally posted by whitak24
    um, if the hippo just swollowed the guy, why didn't they do a "c-section" on the hippo and remove him?
    because he would have been aspyixated <sp?> by then, since i figure that circus' don't keep surgeons on staff..

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    Odd thing is if the hippo eats the dwarf its sad but ok, if you cut open teh Hippo animal rights activist will burn you at the stake....
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    Originally posted by Nija


    because he would have been aspyixated <sp?> by then, since i figure that circus' don't keep surgeons on staff..
    there should be air pockets at the top of the stomach (that's what causes us to burp, after all).

    it seems like they could have at least tried. i mean....give the family something to bury, instead of just picking up a convenient hippo turd to put in the casket

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    Originally posted by whitak24


    it seems like they could have at least tried. i mean....give the family something to bury, instead of just picking up a convenient hippo turd to put in the casket
    and I am sure after they buried that turd wonderful plants would grow in its place unless Hippo poo is toxic
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    haha I was gonna post this off CJ last nite but was too tired. I thought it was hilarious. Especially about the trampoline being taken in.

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    Originally posted by TofuNinja
    Odd thing is if the hippo eats the dwarf its sad but ok, if you cut open teh Hippo animal rights activist will burn you at the stake....
    screw the animal-loving tree-huggers! save the midget!

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    Originally posted by TofuNinja
    Odd thing is if the hippo eats the dwarf its sad but ok, if you cut open teh Hippo animal rights activist will burn you at the stake....
    um...kinda not the same...

    this hippo was apparently just chillen and some dude flew in her mouth. she didnt run through a crowd of midgets and pick one to gnaw.

    now if you cut open a hippo, tell me that's an accident
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    Originally posted by whitak24

    there should be air pockets at the top of the stomach (that's what causes us to burp, after all).

    it seems like they could have at least tried. i mean....give the family something to bury, instead of just picking up a convenient hippo turd to put in the casket
    makes me wonder how much air could be in there? maybe...2 minutes worth? they'd have to sedate the hippo first. and by sedate, i guess that means just kill her since waiting for sedative to kick in would be too long. trying to cut open a conscious one has to be dangerous for everyone involved. if they couldnt do it in under 10 minutes...including response time to the event...then it's a really, really rough call.
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    Still these anti circus peeps will do anything to get these animals set free or something. Huntington Beach Banned Circuses within the city limits, and I am sure these animal rights peeps will protest either way. How could you let the Hippo eat that dwarf!!! or Why did you cut that Hippo up!!!
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    And lets not forget the stomach is full of hydrochloric acid. And Hungry Hippos have big hungry tummys.

    And no, cutting open an innocent hippo to retrieve a body just so the family can bury it is not a reasonable thing to do, imho.
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    i hope yall are kidding about cutting open the hippo. if so, that's funny. if not, that's retarded.
    yeah, pretty much we missed the boat on that one. but it's still here. get you some.

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    I don't know what they did I was just saying that as what Animal activist would say.
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    "The vets said it was the first time the hefty vegetarian had ever eaten a circus performer." Gee sure hope so.

    Does this mean the hippo is no longer a vegetarian?

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    I think the hippo just wanted a "little bit" to eat because he wasn't hungry.

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    Too bad he wasn't a clown... the hippo might have spit him out if he tasted funny.

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