This weekend is the first playoff games in fantasy football. I am the lowest ranked in the playoffs. Was ranked 8th out of 10 in the whole league.
So this weekend, I am playing the #1 ranked guy. And right now, he is less than 10 pts ahead of me. I have 1 player (a wide receiver) left to play tomorrow night. He has 2 players. A wide receiver is playing right now and he has his tight end to play tomorrow. His wide receiver isn't doing nearly as well as I thought he would, and tight ends normally don't make many points.
So I told Scott, "You know, I just might beat him! He only has his tight end to play tomorrow and tight ends usually don't make much."
Then, "Ooooh, he has a tight end."
He said (deadpanned), "Yeah, and you have a wide receiver." I laughed until it hurt.