So I went to a party last night thrown by a magazine . . . Eve performed . . . it was fun. Anyway, afterwards, we went to a hotel for the after party. However, before the magazine folks got there, I slapped down my credit card to start a tab. (For later reference . . . it was the only time in the evening that I gave my credit card to anyone).
Anyway, when the mag folks came, the bar gave me back my credit card and just put my drinks on the mag's tab.
Long story short, I drank a BUNCH last night . . . both at the party and at the post-party . . . and when I woke up today, I wasn't exactly feeling great. Well, I hear my cell phone ring that there's a voicemail message for me . . . came at 2:38AM last night . . . caller ID "Unknown" . . . I listen, and it basically says this . . .
"Hi, this is Sherry with the Asian Love Escort Service. I'm calling to remind you of your 2:30 appointment . . . it's a bit after 2:30 and we're wondering if you're going to show up. We have you scheduled for the 2 girls on 1 guy service. If you do not show up, we will still have to charge your credit card. If you would like to reschedule for another time, just give us a call."
Honestly, my immediate thought was, "Holy Crap . . . was I really THAT drunk last night?" . . . I don't think I could get drunk to the point of doing THAT . . . then I thought maybe it was a prank of some sort by one of my friends . . . but I really couldn't think of anyone who would do that . . . plus, they would have had to get a woman to make the call, and figured out how to block their caller ID . . . plus they would have had to do this at 2:30AM, and they've all got to work, so I don't think any of them would even be awake.
So, given that my credit card hasn't been charged anything, I'm thinking it was just a wrong number and some poor shlub is not gettin' his asian love.
Damn I do wish I'd been awake to take that call though . . . could have made an interesting conversation out of that.