HA HA HA..My favorite was the other day when he was insisting that we were no where near Baghdad and in the middle of his speach, the lights when out (and nicky started to cry).
Eek, I'm starting to act like L.P. Miller
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"Like I ****ing said, "Ok, so I hear it may be a repost. Blah But I had never seen it, so..." **** you Canta." -Jenny 12/4/2003
We'll be dragging their top gov't officials out of there in chains, and they'll be screaming "See? We won!" the whole time.
What now?Originally posted by SnotRocket
HA HA HA..My favorite was the other day when he was insisting that we were no where near Baghdad and in the middle of his speach, the lights when out (and nicky started to cry).
Eek, I'm starting to act like L.P. Miller
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He should be called the Misinformation Minister!
i loved when he said yesterday that they'd taken back the airport. This cat is taking delusions to new heights.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83385,00.html
BAGHDAD, Iraq — With U.S. tanks rolling into central Baghdad, Iraq's information minister denied in a rooftop news conference Monday that the Americans were in the city, declaring: "Be assured Baghdad is safe, secure and great."
"They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind," Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf said. "There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad at all."
Sahhaf, speaking outside the Palestine Hotel to a crowd of foreign reporters, said amid sirens and clouds of dust that Saddam Hussein's forces had given invading coalition forces "poison and bitterness."
"Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds. ... The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues," he said. "Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them."
Sahhaf said coalition forces pushed one of the armored carriers and tanks into the city and "we killed most of them and we will get of rid of them soon. Baghdad will be their graveyard."
Fugggggg!!!! I thought we were winning. And all along I was mis-lead by our government. Our troops are dying by the hundreds? Dayummm, we'd better bounce quick!
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I hope he's on TV when a bomb comes through the roof of his building and lands on his lap.
My favorite part of his speeches was when he denied presence of Americans even near by Baghdad, then in a couple of minutes he accused Americans of shooting at Russian convoy... in Baghdad.
1984, anyone?Originally posted by bachviet
He should be called the Misinformation Minister!
the iraqi "information" minister cracks me up. those cartoons perfectly capture how delusional he is.
i just hope we can completely take out state TV and radio so that the iraqi people can't hear his crap.
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