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    phone sex

    phone sex?
    good or bad?
    right or wrong?
    sexy or perverted?
    have you or have you not?

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    Re: phone sex

    Originally posted by nickelback
    phone sex?
    good or bad?
    right or wrong?
    sexy or perverted?
    have you or have you not?
    1. Generally good. Certainly not bad.

    2. Neither. It simply is.

    3. A little bit of both, if its done right. Just like talking dirty during sex, just over the phone.

    4. I have, though with people I knew. I've never paid for services or "party" lines.
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    Re: phone sex

    Originally posted by nickelback
    phone sex?
    good or bad?
    right or wrong?
    sexy or perverted?
    have you or have you not?
    i've never done it with people on some 1-900 number or anything, so i'm talking about it as a way to "lessen the distance" when you're apart, so to speak:
    1.) good
    2.) right, as long as both people are comfortable with it
    3.) i'm with zen: both
    4.) obviously, the answer is yes

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    1)it's stupid.
    2)i guess if that's all you got good? if you bust a nut it certainly can't be bad
    3) i'm not into that moral ****
    4) both
    5) ya

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    Re: phone sex

    Originally posted by nickelback
    phone sex?
    good or bad?
    right or wrong?
    sexy or perverted?
    have you or have you not?
    1. what about it?
    2. oohh...who's to say good or bad? i believe that will be base on personal experience.
    3. who's to say right or wrong? i believe that will be base on personal belief.
    4. depends on if your listening to jessica rabbit or gilber gottfried
    5. have you not

    so what do i win?

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    So once again I must ask

    You going to give us your opinions on this fascinating subject, Nickel? Or are you just probing?

    I'm gettin the feeling Nickelback is "all Hat, no cattle."
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    Re: phone sex

    you rang?

    Originally posted by nickelback
    phone sex?
    good or bad?
    right or wrong?
    sexy or perverted?
    have you or have you not?
    can be good
    nothing wrong with it
    sexy, perverted, and very turnonish when it is with the right person
    have and will

    howz that zen?

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    Re: Re: phone sex

    Originally posted by nickelback
    you rang?



    can be good
    nothing wrong with it
    sexy, perverted, and very turnonish when it is with the right person
    have and will

    howz that zen?
    Much better .
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    My problem with phone sex is I can never figure out where the proper orifices are. Especially since the death of rotary phones. And god forbid you should try to use a little lube on those things - I mean, just try answering one of those tiny 2.4ghz phones when it's all lubed up like a greased pig.
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    omg! that's not a pleasant image.

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    Re: phone sex

    Originally posted by nickelback

    good or bad?
    right or wrong?
    sexy or perverted?
    have you or have you not?
    Bad
    niether
    perverted
    yes

    Now I'm open minded and willing to try anything once but personally I just felt dirty afterwards. But hey, what ever floats your boat sexy.

    Now the real question is...how about cyber sex?
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    A guy I knew a long time ago said that you can never tell what a woman looks like by her voice. And I believe him...but I guess fantasy is just that..fantasy.
    I just can't imagine talking to someone and getting real excited just to find the woman at the other end is a 359 pound housewife with unshaved legs, wearing a sleazy nightgown and Army boots. YECCCHHH!!

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    Re: Re: Re: phone sex

    Originally posted by zenbooty
    Much better .
    dude you're supposed to say "call me"



    i've done it, but wasn't all into it. she was tho, she was playing with herself, i was like "yea... um... me too"
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    Originally posted by johnnymk

    I just can't imagine talking to someone and getting real excited just to find the woman at the other end is a 359 pound housewife with unshaved legs, wearing a sleazy nightgown and Army boots. YECCCHHH!!
    actually, i think there was some program a while ago (hbo i think) about phone sex operators similar to your description, and it was about how they have really sexy voices.

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    wait... is this about 900 numbers or with people u know?

    i did this with a friend.
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    phone sex?
    good or bad?
    right or wrong?
    sexy or perverted?
    have you or have you not?
    Well...I've never tried it personally, at least not yet, but I don't see anything wrong or bad about it, as long as everybody is happy. I think it can be perverted with the right people and under the right circumstances, so be careful who you call

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    "phone sex?" Nahh but I have been known to call up trolls and talk dirty to them.

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    Originally posted by sbp
    "phone sex?" Nahh but I have been known to call up trolls and talk dirty to them.
    Trolls?..I don't think I want to know what planet they are from.

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    Originally posted by chosenfool
    i guess im a phone slut. oh, excuse me, phone manwhore. HA HA!
    I wonder if GAM will change your title from Fleet Admiral to phone man-whore....
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