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    I just took a shower

    and in the middle of my shower I noticed that there's no more soap. I then proceeded to wash my whole body with Pert shampoo and I must say it smells better than Dove soap .

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    for the most part ... that stuff they call body wash and they charge a bit more is just shampoo renamed

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    How ironic. Because I just recently got my head shaved, I've been using regular soap on my head instead of shampoo. I didn't see the need in wasting good shampoo on such little hair. I think there's actually more hair in my goatee than there is on my entire head.
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    Re: I just took a shower

    Originally posted by sho.gun
    and in the middle of my shower I noticed that there's no more soap. I then proceeded to wash my whole body with Pert shampoo and I must say it smells better than Dove soap .
    it took you till the MIDDLE of your shower to find out there was no more soap? Bwhahahahaha...men are all alike.

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    Re: Re: I just took a shower

    Originally posted by oblongmelon
    it took you till the MIDDLE of your shower to find out there was no more soap? Bwhahahahaha...men are all alike.


    but.... I get in the shower and I don't move for about 15 minutes because i'm still sleeping. about halfway through I dream I'm drowning and realize i'm in the shower, then i start washing myself.

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    Re: Re: Re: I just took a shower

    Originally posted by revil



    but.... I get in the shower and I don't move for about 15 minutes because i'm still sleeping. about halfway through I dream I'm drowning and realize i'm in the shower, then i start washing myself.
    that is a perfect description of me in the morning.....and an excellent explaination for why i spend 20 minutes in the shower

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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    Man... you guys must be REALLY BORED to be postin' stuff like that.


    Well, maybe he doesn't shower that often...

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    actually with the lifestyle that most americans live..... most of us don't need soap in the shower...just water would be enough.

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    wow, that picture made me crack up
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: I just took a shower

    Originally posted by whitak24

    that is a perfect description of me in the morning.....and an excellent explaination for why i spend 20 minutes in the shower
    The same goes for me.

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    The other day Fas-Ligand got in the shower and didn't figure out I had taken out the shampoo until he was almost done. Men!
    And then...no and then...and then...NO AND THEN...and theeeeen...

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    Originally posted by Momma Kitty
    The other day Fas-Ligand got in the shower and didn't figure out I had taken out the shampoo until he was almost done. Men!
    um... maybe it was near the end because he washes his hair near the end? usually guys don't have as much hair as the ladies so it doesn't take us that long to wash our hair. i don't see the problem with this.

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    Re: I just took a shower

    Originally posted by sho.gun
    and in the middle of my shower I noticed that there's no more soap. I then proceeded to wash my whole body with Pert shampoo and I must say it smells better than Dove soap .
    you know what's better than dove soap?

    my girlfriend washing me


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    Re: Re: I just took a shower

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    my girlfriend washing me
    I'd have to agree. Thanks.




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    Originally posted by revil

    um... maybe it was near the end because he washes his hair near the end? usually guys don't have as much hair as the ladies so it doesn't take us that long to wash our hair. i don't see the problem with this.
    Well, the problem was that we had been out of town till the day before and I take my showers at night so he should have at least been looking to see if it was in there.

    It was funny to me anyway.
    And then...no and then...and then...NO AND THEN...and theeeeen...

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    I hate it when you have to take a speedy shower. You only have time to wash your pits, feet, crack, and meat.

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    Re: Re: Re: I just took a shower

    Originally posted by Speedfreak


    I'd have to agree. Thanks.




    Beat me to it

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    Originally posted by Yossarian

    obby is gonna have your head....
    Why? And who is obby?

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    Originally posted by guiseppewv


    Why? And who is obby?
    oblongmelon, an 100% italian killing machine!!!


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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    Wow... I'm amazed that you don't know who "Obby" is.







    Oblongmelon will be along shortly...
    Sorry I didn't know her nickname. Besides I am a deigo and that $hit doesn't bother me a bit. I can't help it everyone wants to be Italian.

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    Originally posted by guiseppewv


    Why? And who is obby?
    she cleans...she cooks...she bakes cookies and muffins...and she'll slit your throat...all before crack of dawn


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    Originally posted by guiseppewv
    Why? And who is obby?
    Hope you don't own any horses...
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    Originally posted by zenbooty
    Hope you don't own any horses...
    Not anymore, I had to use that horse's head for the last person who changed my quote and then ordered breadsticks.

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    Re: Re: I just took a shower

    Originally posted by g222leav


    you know what's better than dove soap?

    my girlfriend dropping the soap
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    hey, that's actually better than what i had put down...


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