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  1. 05-05-2003, 05:03 PM #1
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    Israeli Cop Mistakenly Undressed, Fondled at Party

    http://news.excite.com/odd/article/i...4|reuters.html



    JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy hen party received an unexpected welcome at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him.
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    "She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily as saying about one of the partygoers. "She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."
    i think he liked it
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    Originally posted by nickelback


    i think he liked it
    I know I would!
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  4. 05-05-2003, 08:22 PM #4
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    ummmm.... did anybody get the address of this party?
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  5. 05-05-2003, 09:04 PM #5
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    I'd have punched my partner in the head for ruining a possible Group Love-In!
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  6. 05-06-2003, 09:16 AM #6
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    that's a funny story.

    i find it ironic that it excite was the content provider
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    ok, now granted I have never been anywhere with a stripper but...

    Do you REALLY start stroking the stripper?? lol
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  8. 05-06-2003, 09:33 AM #8
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    I suppose he forgot about the complaint.
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  9. 05-06-2003, 10:02 AM #9
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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    Well THAT'S another use for your "nightstick" huh?


    Put your hands up against the wall and SPREAD 'EM!!!!
    LMAO
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