So my friend was playing one of "those" games...

**revil** · 07-01-2003, 04:15 PM

You know, those stupid dating games where you pretend to be a highschooler and try to get the girls in bed. tenticles optional. Well I wanted to know what was so interesting, so i played for 15 minutes and already became bored. but I thought up of some great Ideas to make the game more interesting.

first, when you select the attribute you wanna enhance, actually make you do it. So if you select study, force them to make some difficult proofs no one has solved yet. so not only are you playing a perverted game, but your making contibutions to society. etc.

second, if you fail in the game, you fail in life. you will be branded a loser that gets no girls. but if you are a winner girls come up to you and try to rip your clothes off.

hmm, i lost my train of thought with that last one.... but how would you improve those games?

**Nija** · 07-01-2003, 04:29 PM

I have no idea of the type of game, hell genre of game that you are talking about. are you currently drunk still?

**Freelance Superhero** · 07-01-2003, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by revil
You know, those stupid dating games where you pretend to be a highschooler and try to get the girls in bed. tenticles optional. Well I wanted to know what was so interesting, so i played for 15 minutes and already became bored. but I thought up of some great Ideas to make the game more interesting.

first, when you select the attribute you wanna enhance, actually make you do it. So if you select study, force them to make some difficult proofs no one has solved yet. so not only are you playing a perverted game, but your making contibutions to society. etc.

second, if you fail in the game, you fail in life. you will be branded a loser that gets no girls. but if you are a winner girls come up to you and try to rip your clothes off.

hmm, i lost my train of thought with that last one.... but how would you improve those games?

what in the hell are you talking about??

**revil** · 07-01-2003, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
what in the hell are you talking about??

hmm, i did a search for it on google, but this is all i could find. try to find a game called "true love" and you'll see what i mean.
http://www.mathnews.uwaterloo.ca/Iss...07/dating.html

**Merlin** · 07-02-2003, 04:18 AM

Dude, you really need to get the drinking under control and come back to the real world.

**revil** · 07-02-2003, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Merlin
Dude, you really need to get the drinking under control and come back to the real world.

**xsiled2** · 07-02-2003, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by chosenfool

will you PLEASE stop using my life as an example???

ROFL!

**cheapie** · 07-02-2003, 09:32 AM

i have less of an idea what this thread is about than i do when you comp. geeks start talking about, ummm, computer stuff.

**slaus** · 07-03-2003, 02:46 AM

Are you talking about those japanese anime games? Those things need to go away. The Tentecles it seems are not optional but included every time.

**revil** · 07-03-2003, 02:53 AM

Originally posted by slaus
Are you talking about those japanese anime games? Those things need to go away. The Tentecles it seems are not optional but included every time.

haha. no i think you are predisposed to choosing the story line with the tenticles...

**slaus** · 07-03-2003, 03:31 AM

tentacle pr0n!

**RoniMan** · 07-03-2003, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by revil
second, if you fail in the game, you fail in life. you will be branded a loser that gets no girls. but if you are a winner girls come up to you and try to rip your clothes off.

let's take this for a spin, shall we?

[hot chick1]OMG, there's revil!
[hot chick2]who's that?
[hc1]he's this guy that gets drunk all the time, and he sits in front of the computer all day, and he can get a computer programmed girl to sleep with him, without using tentacles!
[hc2]he's sooo dreammy. i wonder how big his....mouse....is?

**~~Cantacuzene~~** · 07-03-2003, 08:49 AM

Oh I get it now. You were playing a hentai computer game. Ewww. What happened to you? Did you develope a fondess for statutory rape, incest and scat?

**revil** · 07-03-2003, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by Cantacuzene
Oh I get it now. You were playing a hentai computer game. Ewww. What happened to you? Did you develope a fondess for statutory rape, incest and scat?

I didn't realize it was a hentai game until i got in to it some. My friend said it was a japanese date simulation. i was like, "what the hell do you need to simulate it for?" It's sorta like admitting your the geekyiest of the geeks and can only simulate dates/love/affection/etc. cause you can't get any for yourself.... speaking of which... hey hang10, I got a game for you.

anyways, my friend said it was fun. So I tried it. It wasn't that fun, but it was quite funny. I caught myself many timeas saying, "holy crap. I can't believe they had them do that." It's so absurd that it's funny. anyways i bored of it rather quick, so i'm just offering more ways to make it more intersting. sorta like how you can make solitare more interesting by playing for world peace; each and every move is a life or death situation.....

Anyways, if you need me, I'll be playing Vice City. I love that game.

**Kevster** · 07-03-2003, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by revil

I didn't realize it was a hentai game until i got in to it some. My friend said it was a japanese date simulation. i was like, "what the hell do you need to simulate it for?" It's sorta like admitting your the geekyiest of the geeks and can only simulate dates/love/affection/etc. cause you can't get any for yourself.... speaking of which... hey hang10, I got a game for you.

:laugh2:

That has to be the funniest thing I've read yet today. Thank you Revil.